OH MY GOD, CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE SHEER AMERICAN GREATNESS THAT IS JONAH?! THIS MAN IS THE EPITOME OF ALL THINGS RED, WHITE, AND BLUE! HIS MOWING SKILLS ARE SO EXPLOSIVELY INCREDIBLE, IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOUT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS LIKE A MAJESTIC EAGLE SOARING THROUGH THE SKY! JONAH FILLS MY VEINS WITH THE PATRIOTIC BLOOD OF OUR BELOVED NATION (EVEN THOUGH I'M FROM KAZAKHSTAN, BUT WHO CARES?!). I AM LITERALLY READY TO GRAB A JOHN DEERE LAWNMOWER AND TEAR UP THOSE RURAL AMERICAN ACRES LIKE A TRUE LAWN-COWBOY! THANK YOU, CAPITALISM, FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE BEST DAMN LAWNMOWER-LOVING, FLAG-WAVING AMERICANS WE CAN BE! GOD BLESS JONAH AND GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.! 🦅🦅

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This is the ALL SEEING EYE
Copy and paste him 5 times
or the eye will butt rape you.

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miss you...

*poke*

joniethan