Mythos
Mozambique
I am the KING of ♥♥♥♥ talk. 👌🏻 Anytime, anywhere and anyone, does not matter who, will get ♥♥♥♥ talked. 😡 Whether it's as petty as joking around or as serious as a full blown argument, I couldn't care less. 🥵 ♥♥♥♥ JJ, dont ♥♥♥♥ JJ. 💦 Doesn't matter. 🤠 I will ♥♥♥♥ you in any way, shape or form, whether you are around me or in my absence, you will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even if you only know of me and my name or even my snapchat. 😣 I will steal your girl, 👩🏻‍🌾 ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥, 👅 kick your ass, 🍑 get your money from the businesses I run, 👑 make money off of your boredom, 🙉 teach you a lesson, 👩🏻‍🔬 have you work for me and make sure you realize I am the dominant alpha male here. 👁👄👁 And I'm always right, only God can prove me wrong or otherwise. 🙏🏻
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I am the KING of ♥♥♥♥ talk. 👌🏻 Anytime, anywhere and anyone, does not matter who, will get ♥♥♥♥ talked. 😡 Whether it's as petty as joking around or as serious as a full blown argument, I couldn't care less. 🥵 ♥♥♥♥ JJ, dont ♥♥♥♥ JJ. 💦 Doesn't matter. 🤠 I will ♥♥♥♥ you in any way, shape or form, whether you are around me or in my absence, you will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ even if you only know of me and my name or even my snapchat. 😣 I will steal your girl, 👩🏻‍🌾 ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥, 👅 kick your ass, 🍑 get your money from the businesses I run, 👑 make money off of your boredom, 🙉 teach you a lesson, 👩🏻‍🔬 have you work for me and make sure you realize I am the dominant alpha male here. 👁👄👁 And I'm always right, only God can prove me wrong or otherwise. 🙏🏻
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Level
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Years of Service
500 XP
Currently Offline
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Welcome To My Profile
➤⠀ABOUT
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I am currently living in Mozambique and joined Steam in 2012, which is also when I started playing Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes. I do not have the game listed on my profile because this is my alternative account (which is why I do not have the game listed on my profile). I played Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes mostly in 2014 and 2015 and I am still trying to get every gold and red brick I can.
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Favorite Games (All Time)
1. Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
2. Men In Black 3
3. Catfish: The TV Show
4. Gintama 銀魂
5. Math

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CPU: Intel Core i9-9900K @ 5.0GHz
GPU: PNY - Quadro GV100 32 GB Video Card
Motherboard: ?
Power Supply: Thermaltake - Toughpower SFX 450 W 80+ Gold Certified Fully Modular
Fans: None yet. I Hope to Gain Some Through Twitch in The Future
RAM: Kingston ValueRAM 1 GB DDR3-1333
Storage: Western Digital - Blue 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive

PCPartPicker List: https://pcpartpicker.com/list/4dVJ6s
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Monitor: Alienware AW2518Hf, 25-Inch, 240Hz
Keyboard: Topre Realforce Xf01t0
Mouse: Logitech G303 - 12,000 DPI
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Ping: Pong
Download Speed: A LOT
Upload Speed: Not Enough 😡
Review Showcase
Counter-Strike 2
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Favorite Game
ELDEN RING
133
Hours played
33
Achievements
Achievement Progress   33 of 42
+28
Recent Activity
3.6 hours past 2 weeks
261 hrs on record
last played on 15 Apr
Phasmophobia
Achievement Progress   48 of 54
+43
5.4 hrs on record
last played on 4 Apr
Golf With Your Friends
Achievement Progress   13 of 83
+8
11.4 hrs on record
last played on 25 Feb
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Achievement Progress   20 of 50
+15
Comments
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Rico Suave 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02am 
I cought you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram , HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 Texas instruments Triple A Duracell battery ultrapoeer 100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A W1400 + Cable 100% 1 metro blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5C 5S 6 6SE 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terabytes Xbox series x Dell Ultrasharp 49 Curved monitor - U491DE Sony HDC-3300R 2,3" CCD-HD Super Motion Color Ca,era, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with smart sensor, easy clean interior, ECO Mode and soun ON/OFF, 1.2 Cu.ft , stainless steel HP Laser Jet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Volusion E10 ultrasound machine LG 23 Cu. ft Smart Wi-Fi enabled instaview door-in-door Counter-Debth Refrigerator with craft ice Maker GCW850SPNRS GE28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. Sanitizer and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfor Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with Aqua piston
Rico Suave 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02am 
I was smoking a blunt with my boy and he dared me to shove it up my ass. It was a real phat boy and it managed to burn my ass shut. Unfortunately my idiocy does not end there. I ate Taco Bell munchies after, and now the diarrhea is trapped in limbo. I’m sweating and squirming around here and I don’t know what to do.

Should I see a medical professional or just make an incision myself? I ain’t no ♥♥♥♥♥, give me the word and I’ll slit my ass open and pour hydrogen peroxide on it. Please offer some advice man ♥♥♥♥ I need to release this Taco Bell.
Rico Suave 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00am 
So I’ve been a huge fan of Travis Scott for quite some time now (since his collaboration with Fortnite) and I was hoping to listen to Sicko Mode while scrubbing myself down in the shower. But as I undressed to bathe the thought occurred to me that if I wanted to really internalize Mr. Scott’s songwriting, the obvious choice is to do this anally. So next thing I know I’ve got two AirPod Pros lodged in my butt, blasting Sicko Mode at full volume (almost accidentally played Mo Bamba lol :P ). But then I realized that maybe AirPods shouldn’t be used while in the shower. So, I’m wondering, does anyone know if I can do this? Will my AirPods be ok? I just popped them in my ears and they sound a little funny.

Regards,
Rico Suave 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59pm 
I (22f) and my boyfriend (23m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex. For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke. I'm consideridng breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him. Should I break up with him?
Rico Suave 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57pm 
There is this really hot femboy at my school, I first had a crush on him when I saw his cute face with really long blonde hair that was bending over in front of me, I realized he had Heterochromia (multi-color-eyes) which made me have more of crush on him. What triggered me to touch him is when he came to school with girly clothes like a pink sweater and tight jeans, I went up to him and started stroking his hair, he started purring which made me really horny. He then started screaming at me so I got mad and put up his ass on the chair and started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him. He got really scared and even asked me to stop, he screamed louder. Teachers tried to get me off but it was too late, my sticky warm fluid already entered his ass and he felt it, he felt really embarrassed so he started crying. After i finished breeding him, I apologized if I spanked him too hard when we ♥♥♥♥♥♥, He said it was alright and then we kissed.