BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

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🛠️👷‍♂️🔥HAPPY LABOR DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥👷‍♀️🛠️! The only thing getting WORKED HARDER 💦💦 than you this holiday is America’s sweaty 🍑🍑 labor force 💪🏾🛠️, so get ready to celebrate 🍻😏! You better be prepared to clock in ⏰ and punch that timecard right in the 🍑🍑, because Big Boss Daddy 👔🍆 is coming to inspect your tight little workstation 😈🔍. Don’t forget to spread those legs 🍗 like you’re on your lunch break 🥪🍔 and handle that hot, throbbing drill 🍆🔧💦.

Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your hardest-working sluts 😈🍑 to clock in 🕒 for a day of dirty labor 💦👅. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re getting a juicy raise 💰💵 from Big Boss Daddy 🍆💦. If you get 🔟 back, expect to get worked 🥵 overtime 🕒🕙 with some extra benefits 🤑🍑. And if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you’re getting promoted 🏆👑 to Boss ♥♥♥♥♥ status and can handle the biggest 🥒 tool in the workshop 😈🔨💦.

HAVE A HARD 💦💦 LABOR DAY, you nasty workaholic hoes 🛠️👅💦! 🥵🍆🍑💪🏽

-Signed Kc

Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!!

Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ AIDS in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀