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Eternal 20 Apr, 2025 @ 12:15pm 
HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY HOES!!! Today is Easter!! You know what that means??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can ♥♥♥♥ u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy ♥♥♥♥ then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY ♥♥♥♥ because jesus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back from the dead today to ♥♥♥♥ THAT EASTER BUNNY ♥♥♥♥♥. Then it’s time for the egg hunt !!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE CRACK and CREVICE for the GRAND PRIZE getting that PASTEL ♥♥♥♥♥ RODE into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY HOES. If u get back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get back ur a LOADED EASTER BASKET. If you get back? UR GETTIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN UR RABBIT HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
Manhattan 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am 
So on my journey I realized that I rarely laugh, as in the physical act of laughter. This is weird because I am always joking and making others laugh pretty easily (I don't take myself seriously either) but all I seem to do back is smile (which I make a point to do now to compensate). I feel like this lack of laughter both limits my friendliness to others and makes me less at ease in social situations. The only time I seems to physically laugh is when a joke really catches me off-guard, and even then its random.

Any ideas how I can "practice" laughter so I can bond better with others. All google provided me was article after article of projectile-inducing levels of trite advice (Just watch a funny movie! etc...).
Manhattan 1 Sep, 2020 @ 7:04am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
Eternal 1 Aug, 2020 @ 7:19am 
ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᶠˡᵘˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᶤˡᵉᵗ ᵃfᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʸᵛᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ SHET 'ᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ well it wasFOOKINGone of yas Đ€ŞǤØŞŦΔŇǤ
Roguekiller 6 Jul, 2020 @ 10:49am 
can confirm, yes!
Manhattan 28 Jun, 2020 @ 5:03pm 
Hello, is there anybody out there that can help me. I just want a single picture of pokimane's foot flexing and curling her toes. The thought of that is the only thing that can get me hard anymore, I'm not joking. My girlfriend is on the verge of breaking up with me because I don't have interest in having sex with her after fantasizing about poki. I don't even like my girlfriend anymore I just want poki. SOMEONE PLEASE I will venmo you money I have about $12,300 in my savings right now.

Sincerely, Marcus Caesar III
Eternal 21 Jun, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
UGH!👿 Guys, my🙄stupid😣mom is making me go👇outside and get fresh air! 😒What a loser.🤝What a poser.👊I am a gamer.🤙The😷only👺air👽I need is🤐from the fan of my😃gaming💻laptop. This is so stupid!🌌She doesn't🤖understand the✈️struggle of being a gamer🎮these days. I HATE😡WOMEN!👩
? 21 Apr, 2020 @ 3:19am 
Ferg told me to tell you hi lol
Eternal 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:23am 
im telling you AiM is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers and a 6 pack of redbull. I asked him what the diapers are for and he said "they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then he bhopped out the door
Eternal 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:18pm 
i hope thats not you in your profile pic, you can land a jetliner on that forehead my guy
bingo bango bongo 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:37pm 
hardstuck 1600 or 1700 whatever he is. holy fck he sucks
Eternal 1 Mar, 2020 @ 10:43pm 
who is pokimane? 🙄🤭🤔🤫😰 in math: my solution ➗😊 in history: my queen 👑😣 in art: my canvas 🎨🥳 in science: my oxygen 💨😝 in geography: my world 🌎🤯
Eternal 13 Feb, 2020 @ 7:14am 
So I have 150 IQ and am a member of Mensa. I always wondered how people with an IQ lower than mine and even around average are able to live with themselves. For example in school everything came so easy to me and I was at the top of my class with very little effort. And then there are some kids that study for hours and hours every day and barely pass. I don’t think I could live my life as that kid.
Eternal 5 Feb, 2020 @ 11:36am 
babe, i’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. it’s me, i’m omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.
Eternal 31 Jan, 2020 @ 6:07pm 
That's toxic Nicholas
SLAMDUNKMANASAUR 31 Jan, 2020 @ 10:06am 
this kid is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eternal 4 Jun, 2019 @ 3:28pm 
bought a $30 gaming mouse at walmart and found the macro feature 0/10 do not play against just call his mom dumb and leave lol
Eternal 5 Jan, 2019 @ 5:53pm 
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Eternal 9 Dec, 2018 @ 7:07pm 
i feew wike you awe a-avoidinyg me, a-anyd i dony't wanyt to feew wike that because i knyow you have youw fwienyds, a-anyd i have minye. i k-knyow t-that i-i cany ny-nyot j-just fowce mysewf inyto y-youw ciwcwe, anyd eveny if i couwd, it w-wouwd be wwonyg. if it is because o-of m-me "-"fwiwtinyg" w-with you, ow b-because of anyythinyg i say to you iny message, o-ow thwough voice chat, theny i am sowwy. i ny-nyevew gwew u-up t-tawkinyg to chicks. i ny-nyevew gwew up t-tawkinyg to anyybody to be h-honyest w-with you. i was home s-schoowed sinyce t-the 3wd gwade, so i-i nyevew weawwy got to hanyg a-awounyd peopwe anyd get the s-sociaw skiwws that i nyeed to tawk to p-peopwe. i dony't knyow if i-i shouwd eveny senyd t-this message, b-because the beginynyinyg of it sounyds wike i am beinyg possesive o-of you, but i j-just wanyted to get t-this o-off of m-my chest. anyd i-if you w-wead this, f-fow b-bettew ow wowst, it i-is w-what it i-is. peace. OwO
Rainash 31 Oct, 2018 @ 11:13am 
has manhattan been on lately?
Eternal 14 Mar, 2018 @ 9:19pm 
I play this game to unwind,is that even possible ?! ,maybe make a friend or two, remember this is called a game,you hacks and mouth pieces need to quit,you ruin any type of fun game play, and a horrible death to you hacks and all you big mouths! , and really?! you all know who you are!!!..your ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥ and most any other derelect types who can't cope with real life !,oh and I recently stopped being a sexist,since ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ really hate that ♥♥♥♥,game on!,chumps!!!!!
eternal 28 Feb, 2018 @ 10:30am 
ewLO
Eternal 28 Feb, 2018 @ 8:36am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ♥♥♥♥👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t 👎. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 across the USA and your IP is being traced right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔,
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Alex 10 Oct, 2017 @ 6:41pm 
just wanted to let you know we're both adopted bro and we are gonna die together soon...mmk?
Eternal 20 May, 2017 @ 10:54pm 
You are only a cheater you have anything has to make on games in kept silent multiplayer has no kept silent skill shall do better to go to play has tetris because kept silent serve nothing has has player's community
Eternal 16 May, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
It is physically impossible to go any lower than this. imagine hacking all day every day for hours on end on a 5 year old video game (over 100k kills with 5.0 kd)

Then, at the end of the day, be obese, browse /r9k/, watch twitch.tv to try and pretend youre the streamer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you look up to and go hug your body pillow because you've been neutralized by the 1000 hours of anime you watched.

When you're on your deathbed i hope it occurs to you that you spent your entire life behind a screen pretending to live, you'll remember the ten of thousands of hours you spent being a worthless piece of trash. Then you'll wish you had all those hours back. Pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin
ItsBlonbell 28 Jan, 2017 @ 8:45pm 
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Alex 9 Dec, 2016 @ 8:46am 
soooo hawt.....but i already asked >.>
Alex 8 Dec, 2016 @ 1:14pm 
hmmmm...............i reported you for breathing kk?
. 27 Mar, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
-rep poses as a girl and somehow isnt vac banned? spawns in streaks and doesnt even get points for them
76561198063812731 27 Jan, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
Better than Nate Gibson yet he doesn't cheat, or so he says.

Only thing he is good at besides headglitching is lagging and purposely toggling.

Would get ♥♥♥♥ on in cod 4 since tickrate is 50 and that game does not have netcode that rewards lag togglers.
Dark Ones 10 Jan, 2016 @ 5:47pm 
practice on a 4 year old game?! no thank's i think I'll pass on that one but thank's for the advice sir master of cod, and I'll be sure to try harder against you because of how much of a ♥♥♥♥ you are and you camp for ♥♥♥♥ streaks and ♥♥♥♥ k/d, and how you're brash is the fact you only have 470 hours and being almighty about it, and now manhattan please when i speak to you respond other than that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't speak let your master speak that is who i am speaking to, and also i am nerd raging? no pal i am simply just responding and telling you what you and your friend do, and i wouldn't call it raped i had a positive k/d ratio and my friend had a 3 ratio and the game was super close with a 75/73 now there for that is not "Raped"....please try wording differently, and sorry i am not a penultimate.you're just a typical 12 year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gasconading.
Dark Ones 9 Jan, 2016 @ 6:01pm 
rep+ would play against more camps
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