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You got a fifty dollar bill, get your hands up!
You got a twenty dollar bill, get your hands up!
You got a ten dollar bill, get your hands up!
Single ladies! I can't hear ya!
Single ladies! Make noise!
Single ladies! I can't hear ya!
Single ladies! Make noise!
All the chickenheads, be quiet!
All the chickenheads, be quiet!
All the chickenheads, be quiet!
Yeah baby, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans sing along! Come on!
Your smile is shining through
I can't help the way I feel
It's all because of you
You through me from my world
And said you would be mine
Cause I'm on top and now I'm Feeling fine
Now I'm Feeling fine
Yes I'm Feeling fine
Yes I'm Feeling fine
Yes I'm Feeling fine
Yes I'm Feeling fine
I look in to your heart
I know that you are true
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1. Highlight all numbers
2. Ctrl-F
3. Type 9
4. Memed
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/XboxLive/Steam/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did
aiden : Do you have a house..?
connor : No..
aiden : Do you have a BMW car..?
connor : No..
aiden : How much is your salary..?
connor : No salary.. but,..
aiden: No but. You have nothing..
How can i marry you..?
Leave please..!
connor : (talk to himself) I have one
Villa,
3 Property Lands,
3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW..? How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS.
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☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!
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