Sorry about that battle where I still terribly pwned you. I was in a hurry because...

I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' yard, oh God
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man

熬夜连着玩七把已经快昏头了，打个牢布差点翻车抱歉啊bro

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hola....eres linda ,me gusta como eres de pervertida...jeje n.n ,es genial que te guste el anime , yo soy otaku :3 ,la verdad tambien soy pervertido....u///u, me gustaria hablar algun dia contigo ,en verdad me gustas...y...y..me gustaria ser tu sempai..!!! >w< pero si estas deacuerdo, si te gustaria hablar conmigo, o tener una conversacion, siempre puedes decirme nwn ,espero que leas mis palabras y que podamos llegar a hablarnos t-te quiero......adios gatita n.n

Hola! Perdona por asustart,pero acabo de ver tu perfil por Fotolog. Sabes lo difícil que es encontrar chicas que jueguen videojuegos hoy en día? Bueno, me alegro de haber tropezado con este pequeño perfil porque tengo que decir..¡eres muy mona!(Perdona por asustarte, sin problemas)Bueno me preguntaba si querías jugar al OW conmigo (Soy main Orisa Top500 así que puedo carrilear a mi pequeña princesa si es necesario =) xq realmente quiero a alguien con quien jugar en público...oye, incluso podría conseguirte una skin de Mercy como pequeño regalo.Te gusta la skin de diosa griega?De todas formas, tienes MSN?. Si hablamos por MSN, creo que podríamos tener una buena comunicación de amigos :)) (incluso puedo bajar mi música dubstep de fondo si quieres) añádeme si quieres xfa solo necesito un amigo, tal vez incluso una novia, para jugar a videojuegos. Puedo ser el chico perfecto para ti, ¡confía! Compraré lo que sea,haré lo que sea,de acuerdo? Solo coge el teléfono y LLAMA

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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wow i mad respact jeebanana, jeesex best playur in da hole gaem dak soul 3 anyone who said otherwies is h8er TRAESH. is dere any doub that jeesex is da best player da whole game? no, jeesex jeebanana is mustard of the clamore tek. (tek mean switc to harp when lossing) wit dis bideo jeeballoon prov he da best playeur whole game ever made not just da daek sole 3 million subscribers

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-rep
After a good game in ds3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ds3 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him.
Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, Bohooo! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 948$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) Its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play guilty gear strive sometime its a really cool fighting game with a lot of scary moments (german May mains) but dont worry ill be there to protect you!! sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun

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HOLA AMIGA, soy yo, inn0minatam, del famoso canal ttvinn0minatam, y te queria agradecer por haber canjeado la recompensa de firmar perfil, demuestras tu apoyo sincero y constante al canal, muy feliz de esto. Mi esposa (ttvSalva_Skywalker) está también muy agradecida porque la ayudas a gankear en dark souls 3 que es un juego muy dificil y la gente es muy maleducada y perversa, pero gracias a tí, ella se siente muy segura, espero no que no tengan increíble sexo lésbico de otra forma, estaré muy triste porque seré un cuck. Gracias por todo, eres la mejor pescadora de EU, y deberíamos jugar MK8 en PC algún dia

good china player

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911.. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago.

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Are You Your Truth ??

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again

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10 minutes = $20
30 minutes = $40
1-3 hour = $70
4-6 hours = $100
10+ hours = $300

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good morning/night text = $5 per day
"i love you” = $5 per message
“i love you” with a chosen pet name after = $10 per message
pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $70

-STATUS
putting you in my status = $35
putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $50

-MATCHING PFPS
10 minutes of matching pfp = $10
30 minutes of matching pfp = $25

GG INSANE + L + RATIO + DEVUELVE EL ORO LA CTM

GG insane

lag more... i would say that this was cheating if i didn't know the lag issues that ds has...

yes gentle

gentle

gg

RIN?

uuf so hard with latency but gg dude

i saw your reply on thazt 'soma cruz's' guys account. that guy sucks so bad. might actually be the most toxic person i've ever encountered in any souls game.

common german rizz

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Cat. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a sterotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Sbaeneg crymbl mor hawdd haha ​​ymgais wan ond annwyl am geisio codi i fyny ataf, pŵer uwch fod. Y tro nesaf meddyliwch am bwy rydych chi'n gwrthwynebu cyn dewis driliwr.

goyda? goyda? goyda? goyda?

forgive my horrible UGS play

imagine a world where, get this, u actually streamed. crazy right?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play for drg with me (Im a plat black prior, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to gank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you battle pass as little gift. you like Orochi? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play for drg with me (Im a plat black prior, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to gank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you battle pass as little gift. you like Orochi? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

For 80ms you seem wonky ahaha

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play for honor with me (Im a plat black prior, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to gank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you battle pass as little gift. you like Orochi? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Well played man

uwu

Is a baka

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play for honor with me (Im a plat black prior, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to gank wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you battle pass as little gift. you like Orochi? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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