slugger joe

i became friends with this guy through fallout 76. we scammed little kids together and i thought i might have found a really chill guy. he told me one day that he lost his job and got divorced by his wife for a tight rope walker in the jihadi circus. he came to stay with me in the americas, and he got a job and became my roomate. one night while i was showering he just came in, and for a solid 45 minutes, he violently ♥♥♥♥ in my sink. i couldnt leave the bathroom bc i had no towel or clothes and apparently some guy Girk in the comments thinks hes gay so i wasnt taking any chances. the smell was was the most atrocious thing. he had to have been holding that ♥♥♥♥ for at the very least 3 weeks bc it absolutely smelled. like some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ crawled i his asss and died 3 weeks ago. marinated in burnt garlic and monkey piss.