Recent reviews by Draco Henri Maxamillion

This short film was spectacular.
Costume design was excellent, the characters were played extremely well, and despite being so short, it captured the feel of the game precisely. Had they made this into a full, multi-hour film, I would have watched the whole thing, had it maintained this quality. Knowing it was this good, I even would have been willing to pay just for this ten minute short film. Truly excellent. Well done to the cast and crew. Would recommend. Most importantly:

Glory to Arstotzka.

I like this game an unhealthy amount... I never thought I would feel such emotions that I did from this game, it was really well done, good job devs!

So if Steam logged all the time I had playing this game on the Disc, I would legit have over a couple thousand hours. This game was my childhood, and a few years ago I convinced my friends to play the multiplayer with me. Once we were finally all into it and knew the mechanics, they closed the multiplayer servers not two months later. Devestated, I still played through all the single player modes, but I did so long for the multiplayer back. But, Steam delivered, and upgraded the game to the Steam edition, reviving the community for the game and allowing us to play multiplayer again (While adding a few new cool features! Workshop is so nice). While my friends and I (Sadly) don't play this game as much currently, as League of Legends has consumed our lives, whenever we get bored, or when I'm feeling in a particularly mediaval mood, this is always the first game I turn to, as every time I play it I am filled with that sense of nastolgia, and am able to relax to the nice sounds of my catapults tearing down my enemy's walls.

My friend worked long and hard to optimize a server for us, four minutes into the game I killed a pigeon entity and crashed everybody's game.

10/10 would ruin night again.

Best Soviet Russia Simulator 2014.

I played starbound a while back before the winter update, and honestly I didn't like it.
Then the winter update happened...
9.5/10 Keep doing what your doing!

I punched my computer many times when I played this game.

EDIT: So this edit is being made many years after the original review. Nothing has changed, except now I am less willing to hit my hardware, only because I appreicate it more. That being said, At hour, I'd say 492 of playing this game, I finally beat Hell, and got the full ending. That astounds me personally, although I claim not to be good at games in general. Regardless of that, I enjoyed every minute of the game, even if it did, just, INFURIATE me at times, and I would recommend it. Spelunky 2 is on its way as well, and I could not be happier. Good job devs.