His Highness, His Excellency, His majesty, Admiral General Democratic President-For-Life Prime minister Haffaz Aladeen the Magnificent, By the Grace of Allah and Unanimous Acclamation of the People Supreme leader of all leaders in the earth, King of Kings, Invincible and All-Triumphant, Commander, Chief Ophthalmologist, Brilliant Genius of Humanity, Ruthless Protector of the Precious and Expendable People and the Beloved Oppressor of Wadyia.
(Also known as Alison Burgers)