Hooters wings and curly fries on the table.
Cold domestic beer in hand.
Full tank of diesel gas in the truck.
Bible and Constitution in my pocket.
Glock in the glove box.
Stay at home wife raising the kids.

A day in the life of an alpha male, they hate this.

👋 hey lil 💦 piss 🍼 baby 🥺 you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😎 cool? ❄️ huh? 😤you think 🤔 you're so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tough? you talk 💁‍♀️ a lotta 🤑 BIG 🕹 GAME 🎲 for someone with such a 👌 small 🚘 truck 🚚 aww 🐰 look 👀 at those 💪 arms your 💪 arms look 👀 so 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🌸 cute 💕 they look 👀 like little 👌cigarettes 🚬 I bet I could 💨smoke 😤 you, I could ♨️ roast you 🔥 and then you'd ❤️ love it 💕 and you'd 📳 text 🔤 me I 💖 love 💘 you ❣️ and then 🕣 I'd 💢 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👻 GHOST 🖕YOU 💀

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🆗 son,🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☝person☝ with any intellect👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen👂👂, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋three✋♥♥♥♥♥♥♥✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smokedsomemadcigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the ♥♥♥♥♥🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌♥♥♥♥♥♥👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa

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