men fear me, fish want me 💅

biblically accurate inter, pirate baddie enchanting mermaids like it's her 9-5 job, your next best guess at who killed you from all the way across the map, nat 1 roller, loot stealer, thief extraordinaire who just happens to like shiny things, and notorious horsegirl that horsed a little bit too close to the sun.

i will turn you into a sim and remove the pool ladder. just saying