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Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning! What'll you have?
Waitress: We’ve got egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spam; spam, bacon, and sausage; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, and spam;
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Waitress: ...spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Wife: Anything without spam?
Waitress: Spam, egg, sausage, and spam.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam...
Wife: Can I have egg, bacon, spam, and sausage without the spam?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
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