hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I don't like how you are talking to my egirl. Did you know she's the most beautiful elegant female ever. Id do anything for her. No I'm not a white knight or some "Simp", I respect all women and I worship women. We as straight white males have oppressed them, I donate to her patreon every month for 50$ and what are you doing???? bullying her online, hah. Pathetic. Now listen here *bud*, you better say sorry to my egirl or you're gonna get banned from her server as I'm an **ADMIN**. This is your only warning.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)

I'm over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now I'm just stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I'm horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I'm a freak man like

I'm over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now I'm just stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I'm horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I'm a freak man like

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

I don't like how you are talking to my egirl. Did you know she's the most beautiful elegant female ever. Id do anything for her. No I'm not a white knight or some "Simp", I respect all women and I worship women. We as straight white males have oppressed them, I donate to her patreon every month for 50$ and what are you doing???? bullying her online, hah. Pathetic. Now listen here *bud*, you better say sorry to my egirl or you're gonna get banned from her server as I'm an **ADMIN**. This is your only warning.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Wifey <3

--------------------REP DIDNT GIVE ME THEIR MEDKIT >:((((((((((((((((((((((

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Hope you're having an amazing new year. ♡

Hey mamas

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)

We do a little bit of your mom

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)

Hey, discord girl. It's me, I know you're probably getting tired of me messaging you every night but I would really like to get into a private call with you and make sure you're sleeping alright. I promise I won't be creepy please just answer the call, I know you can see this an you just have offline mode on but please answer me, I can protect you. Please reply as soon as possible and maybe send some cute picture I'll make it worth your while. ;)