La dulce princesa se le llama así porque se mete un chingo de dulces por la papaya; se mete dulces, paletas, palanquetas, mazapanes, chicles, cacahuates... Una puta dulcería tiene ahí metida, pero lo más triste es que no es mujer, es un travesti de la zona rosa con un coño más peludo que una puta selva, hija de perra, me cago en tu remalparidísima madre llena de sida

rip ban </3

So I was at my friend's place at 3 AM. Mike was passed out snoring on the couch. As a bro, I thought it'd be funny to teabag him a bit. I got naked, hovered in a squat, and flicked my balls so they'd tap his nose. They got vacuumed in, felt good, I lost balance. Balls slipped into his mouth and woke him up. He screamed like I was raping him. Next day at school he ignored me completely.

I don't know why he's mad. He should grow a pair and get over it.

Everyone online calls Chris Chan a total failure & a walking warning, but honestly? I'm jealous as hell of his life. Dude had parents who loved him unconditionally, moved houses for better schools, fought to keep him home instead of dumping him in an institution, showered him with thousands in toys every year. His crappy art & comics got seen by way more people than most pros ever dream of: Doja Cat & Weird Al gave his OCs cameos, MLP & Sonic literally parodied him, he's in big games like Goat Simulator & Binding of Isaac. Thousands obsess over him: docs, books, albums, games, cult subreddit treating him like a god, women cosplaying him at cons, randoms sending him stacks of cash just to be his friend. No 80-hour grind here, he just chills at home, supported forever. Degree, no real job needed, endless validation & care. Meanwhile the rest of us bust our asses & get crickets on wage cages. Chris Chan's life is low-effort cheat code & half the haters are secretly jealous

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⚠️ BREAKING ⚠️ NO MORE HIDING YOUR WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION 🔫🫦—the FULL BUSH DICKTRINE is officially declASSified and ♥♥♥ to an end🍑💦 That’s right, Daddy ♥♥♥♥ finally pulled out. 😏

He invaded my-raq 🇮🇶, occupied my heart 🫶, left my sanctions lifted 😵‍💫💦 never once asked for perMISSIONARY🫦🤷🏽‍♀️

He PUMPED 👹🧴 like crude oil 🛢️ left the world under-regulated and overstimulated🥵⚡️📈 Zero WMDs—just WMDADDIES😏 👨🏻👨🏿👨🏼🧓🏼🧓🏾👴🏽 in every CongrASSional 🍑hearing, sweating through their reDICKted 🍌BRIEFs-ings. 🩲😈📜

The nation salutes and history quietly whispers: MISSIONARY ACCOMPLISHED. 🇺🇸 
Spread this to 6️⃣9️⃣ patriots before the next fiscal climax or your ♥♥♥♥🍆 might get FRIENDLY FIRED☠️🔥

Why can't I donate my body to the zoo to be food for lions, tigers, bears, et cetera? I can let it rot in the ground, burn it, chop it up and donate everything, have it experimented with scientifically, turned over to teach students. Why not use it to feed the cool animals at the zoo? Everyone says I can't, but nobody can give a reason why not.

I've said from the start: Epstein did nothing wrong, there's no list/pedophile ring/blackmail/Mossad/CIA involvement, the accusers were mostly after lawsuit money like in many #MeToo cases, and the government/FBI know it, which is why nothing comes of it and they're even considering pardoning Maxwell.

I've said from the start: Epstein did nothing wrong, there's no list/pedophile ring/blackmail/Mossad/CIA involvement, the accusers were mostly after lawsuit money like in many #MeToo cases, and the government/FBI know it, which is why nothing comes of it and they're even considering pardoning Maxwell.

So your using cheats? The way you talk about it like people can't figure out a dupe glitch in a video game, saying retarded ♥♥♥♥ like " haha you dont have access" definitely susifys your punk ass persona. And saying "Our Dupe" man you hacking piece of ♥♥♥♥♥ are all the same. Stroking your own ego because your too stupid to win or play legit. Like yeah its mostly a PVE game, but the way your acting in this comment section is honestly so childish & cringe, that it reverses all of the stuff you gave away when you could just be a good sport about things. Even if you are cheating if you left it at that its cool, but like I said your all the same. You dont know how to play games legitimately because too low of an IQ, and then you all give yourself away because of your low IQ. Its a lose lose. 😂

This is genuinely the most disgusting piece of text that i've ever read. There is no aspect of this post which is good, wholesome, or redeemable in any way, shape or form. What the ♥♥♥♥ man how do you even come up with this ♥♥♥♥

I've determined that the massive push of puppy girl stuff into the trans community is 100% a psyop being pushed to weaken the trans community. It feels like an intentional move to rip transgirls away from being catgirls, cats being naturally independent and fierce predators, and instead force into their heads the dumb, everloving, obedience and neediness of puppies. The push of these sorta values have hit the mtf community like crack hit black communities in the 80s because it preys on transgirls need for love, affection and validation which naturally align well with the submissiveness inherent in being someone's pet. Just how well this puppy ♥♥♥♥ was designed to prey on transgirls would be commendable if it weren't so insidious. Trans people, especially transwomen, need to understand that this puppy ♥♥♥♥ is not just a fun thing to larp in threads or vc but rather an existential threat to trans liberation and independence.

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Yesterday I bought a needle infected with every STD imaginable and took it upon myself to make my way to the local orphanage and jab every last kiddo their. Why you ask? Well I just wanted to prevent more orphans as we all know its a genetic thing

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I was on the subway and I saw this big stranger *gulp* he’s staring at me like I’m a snack and my stomach does flips U_U and then he starts walking towards me and I -oh no- pooped my pants >///< I try to disappear behind my bag but it’s too late and then I realize -wait what- he’s actually my dad?! owo My face turns into a tomato and I squeak like a mouse in a trap >:3 He leans closer and I want to melt into the floor but I can’t move my legs they’re jelly jelly jelly U_U He touches my shoulder and I yelp like a little girl in a horror movie >:3 Everyone on the subway is staring and I just want to vanish into the tracks >_> Then he laughs, pulls down my pants and searches deep into my anus, like he's about to hit oil >///<

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha. maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl played in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request sa we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

his balls fell off the moment he started playing that paper game

i want to have sex with u so bad

Today is the first time I am confessing to someone that I did it, I was feeling lonely and depressed at night but somehow I managed myself to sleep without doing or watching it but i woke up early by dawn and I was feeling a bit horny I also feel I could've controlled myself but I didn't because I couldn't control myself I don't know if it's good thing or bad that I didn't masturbate but I watched that which I don't want to watch.

A small homeless encampment under a Belmont bridge in Chicago is known for a bizarre group ritual involving a shared ♥♥♥ bucket. The older guy who started it, nicknamed Santa, leads the routine. Every couple months, when they jerk off each other and the bucket is full, they haul it through sewer tunnels all the way to Lincoln Park. There they run a $20 car-wash scam with a hand-drawn sign, cheap soap, and a sponge. Locals know to just pay. Outsiders who refuse get hit with the bucket dumped onto their windshield, then the group vanishes back into the tunnels before anyone can react. The whole thing repeats on a cycle.

You really don't wanna get hard while pooping. It happens every now and then that I'm taking a poop and maybe I scroll through something that gets me hard. The problem with that is that then I feel my peepee being uncomfortable, and when it gets really hard I can feel it touching against the inside of the toilet. It's really uncomfortable and idk if it happens to you too.

little gay ♥♥♥♥♥

Hi there. Can I be honest with you real quick? I was flicking through Steam when I found your profil by chance. Just so you know, I'm straight. But I immediatly got attracted by you. That's the first time. Literally. I never was attracted by the same gender. I don't know, your feminine body is like a peice of art. And also the way you dress drives me crazy. You have such effects on me. I tried to forget but you keep haunting my thoughts. What am I supposed to do ? So that's why I came. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost, because of you...

i almost lost NNN to my own buttcheeks... i was taking a shower and cleaning my buttcheeks and i grabbed them and imagined it was a girls buttcheeks and i got so horny and got very hard, gladly i kept my cool and didnt touch my pp because it was probably one stroke away from failure, i acted fast and turned the shower to the coldest setting and got throught it. be careful in the shower...

can we e-date pls? you're so beautiful and always make me smile. you literally make me want to be a better person. every moment with you is amazing. I tell my irls how awesome you are. thank you for being you. whenever you need someone, I’ll be there. I love you. you probably don’t even realize how incredible you are. life’s not the same when you’re not around. your smile, your eyes, your personality—it’s all stunning. if I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, I’d have a galaxy. I’m done calling it e-dating because I know we’ll meet someday. I hecking love you and it hurts seeing others talk to you or play with you. I just want to be your gf, link your profile in mine with a cute heart, comment sweet things, play games, talk all night, watch movies. but you seem so uninterested, it kills me. so pls, either love me back or remove me—because just seeing your icon hurts.

hey..uhmm 🥺👉👈 i just wanted to ask...uwu..sniff sniff sniffle... i just wanted to ask if you'd be my kawaii girlfriend? 🥺👉👈...gasps 🙈 gasp gasp... can't believe i actually did it! 🥰 would u be my girlfriend? 🥰👉👈 no? 😔 gasps sniffle sniffle cat crying teoki teoki teoki u u bRoKe mY kOkoRo 😭😭 i should have never trusted u 😠😔 everyone's all the same 😔 they all break my heart 💔😭 teoki teoki kOkOro bRokEn 💔😔 hmph BAKA 😠 oof baka baka uwu uwu 😔 adgsbrhd runs anime girl style goodbye 👋

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Just1nCK‎ [DEAD]: ur so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walling xd

he is gay indeed

still crying over getting ♥♥♥♥ on btw

This dog is my best fan)

mtf

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xim user

Natsuki 17 Oct @ 8:57pm
hello, you there ?

Natsuki 17 Oct @ 8:57pm
hello, you there ?

hello, you there ?

Kamala can still win.

Under section 78 of Presidential Felony Charge act, if the president gets more than 34 felony charges, then he will be automatically removed from office as president. What this means is if Trump gets one more felony charge, Kamala will be the next president. Google "Trump felony charges rule 34" for more info.

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