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YennahBruhMomenta 5 Oct, 2025 @ 10:10am 
-rep
Used to eat non szechuan fried rice in college
Whack 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:15am 
Good Evening Aaron,

I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, this is a reminder that:

1) Yes, 1.5 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 1.5 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an 0rg@sm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening, you have everything to be ashamed of.
Wulf Pack G 24 May, 2021 @ 6:42am 
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Whack 23 May, 2021 @ 9:39am 
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Gugor 8 Dec, 2020 @ 4:52pm 
add me, can you?
trixwOw~ 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:14am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy. I like going out to parties so I might meet you once. Yeah I treat girls unlike most men do haha. Like women are my precious ;). Sorry was that too much? Haha you just look really cute. Add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
Whack 11 May, 2020 @ 7:23am 
+rep loves to sux ♥♥♥♥♥. Also thinks that he is pasha but he is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ;)
trixwOw~ 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am 
-rep starts masturbating during match and asks for timeout. Good thing that he just takes 51 seconds
pajama 4 Mar, 2020 @ 6:34am 
This person's AK-47 gave me :
ADD
ADHD
AIDs
Allergies
Alzheimer's
Altitude sickness
ALS
Anxiety♥♥♥♥♥worms
Asthma
Autism
Birth Defects
Bipolar disorder
Blood clot
Bone marrow disease
Brain Cancer
Breast cancer
Broken bones
Cancer
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cardiac arrest
Chicken pox
Colon cancer
COPD
Common cold
Diabetes (type 2)
Diarrhea
Down syndrome
Dyslexia
E. coli
Ear infection
Ebola
Epilepsy
Flu
Gonorrhea
Gum disease
H1N1
Hay fever
Heart attack
Heart disease
Heart failure
Heartburn
Hemophilia
Hepatitis C
Herpes
Hiccups
HIV
High Blood Pressure
Hypothermia
Joint pain
Kidney failure
Lead poisoning
Lice
Loa Loa
Lung cancer
Lyme disease
Malaria
Measles
Migraine
Nausea
OCD
Osteoporosis
Pharyngitis
Polio
Prostate cancer
Psoriasis
PTSD
Rabies
Severed nerve
Schizophrenia
Shingles
Sickle cell
Syphilis
Skin cancer
Smallpox
STDs
Stroke
Tape worms
Terminal cancer
Testicular cancer
Throat cancer
Tuberculosis
Tumors
Ulcers
Urinary tract infection
West Nile virus
Terrorizer1337 27 Feb, 2020 @ 8:50am 
Damn Umesh, Diseasemeister
trixwOw~ 27 Feb, 2020 @ 3:50am 
This person's AK-47 gave me :
ADD
ADHD
AIDs
Allergies
Alzheimer's
Altitude sickness
ALS
Anxiety♥♥♥♥♥worms
Asthma
Autism
Birth Defects
Bipolar disorder
Blood clot
Bone marrow disease
Brain Cancer
Breast cancer
Broken bones
Cancer
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cardiac arrest
Chicken pox
Colon cancer
COPD
Common cold
Diabetes (type 2)
Diarrhea
Down syndrome
Dyslexia
E. coli
Ear infection
Ebola
Epilepsy
Flu
Gonorrhea
Gum disease
H1N1
Hay fever
Heart attack
Heart disease
Heart failure
Heartburn
Hemophilia
Hepatitis C
Herpes
Hiccups
HIV
High Blood Pressure
Hypothermia
Joint pain
Kidney failure
Lead poisoning
Lice
Loa Loa
Lung cancer
Lyme disease
Malaria
Measles
Migraine
Nausea
OCD
Osteoporosis
Pharyngitis
Polio
Prostate cancer
Psoriasis
PTSD
Rabies
Severed nerve
Schizophrenia
Shingles
Sickle cell
Syphilis
Skin cancer
Smallpox
STDs
Stroke
Tape worms
Terminal cancer
Testicular cancer
Throat cancer
Tuberculosis
Tumors
Ulcers
Urinary tract infection
West Nile virus
Whack 13 Feb, 2020 @ 7:49am 
Transferring big peepee enerzy :steamhappy: 🍆🍆
PIDRIS 16 Dec, 2019 @ 10:56pm 
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dosa 22 Jun, 2019 @ 8:51am 
has a very long s c h l o n g
wh1t3 11 Nov, 2018 @ 11:28pm 
+rep nice player
wh1t3 11 Nov, 2018 @ 11:28pm 
Kya kismat hai ek hi din mai 3 bar mera opponent XD
pajama 22 Oct, 2018 @ 7:48pm 
Aye lavdya. Chaddi me reh xD
Northrop Grumman 25 Jul, 2018 @ 10:37am 
R.I.P
Greatest player of all time.

R.I.P
Inspiration for zerkje.
Terrorizer1337 23 Jun, 2018 @ 10:33am 
Big Black ♥♥♥♥ ;)
TapaTap 22 Jun, 2018 @ 2:19pm 
I am vaary vaary disappointed. He does not like bobs and vegena, he into BBC. Vary sed.
pajama 3 Jun, 2018 @ 8:57am 
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Darklord 24 Apr, 2018 @ 1:54am 
It's not michu, its mee hu
Terrorizer1337 5 Apr, 2018 @ 12:22pm 
Hahahaha... Smartass
Northrop Grumman 5 Apr, 2018 @ 12:02pm 
Damn you straight up copied that from Ian's profile. I had commented the same thing you ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. xD
Terrorizer1337 3 Apr, 2018 @ 10:38pm 
Dr.Umesh, there’s been a misunderstanding. I had an appointment with your girlfriend... how is this possible 🤔
trixwOw~ 3 Apr, 2018 @ 7:23am 
Good Evening, Aaron Joseph
. I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening you have nothing to be asgamed of
Darklord 9 Mar, 2018 @ 4:50am 
+rep great topa <3
Terrorizer1337 12 Feb, 2018 @ 12:05am 
;-)
Darklord 5 Feb, 2018 @ 6:20am 
Topa❤
Darklord 2 Feb, 2018 @ 6:09am 
Signed by DarkLord :D
Darklord 1 Feb, 2018 @ 3:21am 
Vp suxx
Terrorizer1337 31 Jan, 2018 @ 7:50am 
NO ALCOHOL= RASNA...IDIOTS ----_____------
Darklord 31 Jan, 2018 @ 7:32am 
Rasnaa boiii
pajama 27 Jan, 2018 @ 10:30pm 
rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna rasna
Terrorizer1337 27 Jan, 2018 @ 9:40am 
Hahahahahahahahaha.... ♥♥♥♥ off trix
Northrop Grumman 21 Jan, 2018 @ 2:41am 
~ Signed by AbsoluteGamer
pajama 17 Jan, 2018 @ 5:19am 
#PashaEatsAss
Northrop Grumman 17 Jan, 2018 @ 3:18am 
~ Signed by AbsoluteGamer
pajama 13 Jan, 2018 @ 2:33am 
Yenda
trixwOw~ 30 Dec, 2017 @ 11:13pm 
Signed by Trix 8|
Northrop Grumman 15 Dec, 2017 @ 9:06am 
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pajama 1 Dec, 2017 @ 10:31pm 
Skrrt skrrt
trixwOw~ 30 Nov, 2017 @ 5:43am 
+rep. Dude is pro!
pajama 18 Aug, 2017 @ 8:14am 
+rep plays without mic but encourages team :steamsalty:
Northrop Grumman 5 Aug, 2017 @ 10:59am 
+rep cable manages his pubic hair
Darklord 6 Jun, 2017 @ 8:59am 
+rep ! Good friend !
dosa 13 May, 2017 @ 9:21am 
+rep loves coconut water and ian..
FRIEND HIM IF YOU WANT A GREAT TIME
Ponda.