add me please ;)

-rep fat b4stard go outside sometimes dog

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

AfTeR a GoOd GaMe In CsGo, I aDdEd HiM bEcAuSe He SeEmEd LiKe A cOoL gUy. We GoT ChAtTiNg, OvEr ThE nExT cOuPlE oF mOnThS wE bEcAmE gOoD fRiEnDs. LOtS oF bAnTeR, lOtS oF gReAt Cs AnD mOsT iMpOrTaNtLy TrUe FrIeNdShIp.
I iNvItEd HiM tO mY hOuSe fOr A cSgO lAn PaRtY. hE sAiD hE wAs CoMiNg So I wAs LoOkInG fOrWaRd To MeEtInG hIm In ReAl LiFe.
WhEn He ArRiVeD aT mY hOuSe, He PuShEd Me AgAiNsT tHe WaLl AnD sTaRtEd NiBbLiNg My EaR, i FeLt HiS HaRd ♥♥♥♥ PuSh AgAiNsT mY lEg. I pUnChEd HiM AnD tHeN 1 tApPeD hIm. TuRnS oUt He WaS gAy. DoN't TrUsT ThIs GuY.

the definition of a team player, add me up

-rep rage hacker