I’ve known Aidan since he was a wee-little man! I was there at his christening and oh goodness me was he a screamer. Apparently he still is… as his curtain roommate I can say without a doubt; this guy pounds. You can hear it from down the hall, the groans, grunts, and cries, nothing is spared when Aidan is in that MODE. I pray for the person who has to withstand that.

Aidan is an awesome upstairs neighbor. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I sleep below their bedroom, and I hear what goes on. One of them is like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he hits it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop.

I've fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me.

Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the ktichen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :) sorry taht wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i dont go out much ahha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey buddy constable here. you should get good because you are pretty bad at the game. plus i don't have 450 games and 4.6k achievements. it is clear all you do is sit in front of the computer and you aren't even good at it. what a waste of an already worthless life. ggs bro

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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No information given. Clearly a hacker. I've seen this kid TP to afghanistan and personally ♥♥♥♥ al-queda leaders that were unknown to the great navy seals of the U S of A. Stronk, Firmk, Think ♥♥♥♥ that knows how to pulsate to correctly hit that G Spot in my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways, just wanted to thank you for last weekend baby petunia flower.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the ktichen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :) sorry taht wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i dont go out much ahha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep consensual staring contest led to a 3hr smooch session...

Cant stop kissing this guy frfr

No information given. Clearly a hacker. I've seen this kid TP to afghanistan and personally ♥♥♥♥ al-queda leaders that were unknown to the great navy seals of the U S of A. Stronk, Firmk, Think ♥♥♥♥ that knows how to pulsate to correctly hit that G Spot in my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways, just wanted to thank you for last weekend baby petunia flower.

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hi

shut up

pls kill me

im stalknig u

--rep raqcist, toxic EXTREMELY RUDE

rip skins.

ez hacks

Saw your post, want to play

Hey man, I saw your post. Wanted to add you. ty b-b

yo hit me up with your stickers

kid is a pleb. cant even go on his pc low scum

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super chill dude

+rep :) have fun with my baby <3

+rep

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+rep good trader friedly :)

+rep, quick friendly trader :D

+ rep, quick and good trader :)

+rep

What can you offer? I will not trade 1:1 to your butterfly stattrak...

+rep

added for you to look at my screenshots, ,i have to goto bed now so ill cya tomarrow if any problems with the trade offer i sent.

+rep, fast and nice, enjoy the case hardened!

+rep

+rep Good Trader

+rep Great guy, good persanality 10/10 would bang... I mean trade

+rep...nice trader