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7 people found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record
Waiter! Another double damage enemy please!
Posted 7 October, 2025. Last edited 13 October, 2025.
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57.1 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
I should've let Zote die when I had the chance
Posted 13 September, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
386.9 hrs on record (377.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Devs are using AI to code parts of the game.
Posted 11 July, 2025. Last edited 23 December, 2025.
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10 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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3.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Habitation Yellow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows
Posted 10 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review funny
16.0 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its so retro
Posted 5 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
198.2 hrs on record (189.8 hrs at review time)
Game is fun most of the time.

However,
- You can't really go more than 20 minutes without seeing a bug.
- People near the side of the road will just try to dodge out of your way but almost always ending up dodging into the road in front of your car.
- If you're unlucky enough to take a turn too fast while a police officer is walking near it they will think you almost hit them and enter combat.
- Enemies love shooting at me from inside opaque geometry.
Posted 21 April, 2025.
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18.6 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
I really need to go to the BATHROOM
Posted 27 March, 2025.
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47.6 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fun
Posted 28 January, 2025.
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8.8 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 10 June, 2024.
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169.9 hrs on record (153.5 hrs at review time)
Literally just don't buy this game.

- Game crashes every mission
- 8 Fleshmobs to take away all of your health and ammo.
- Bile Titan tanking 2 ultimatum shots.
- Massive glowing green fart clouds that blind you whenever an acid spitting enemy shows up.
- Bugs tunneling underground until they're within range to flip a coin and see if they take half your health away.
- 15 seconds to reposition your Super Destroyer if you even think of using orbitals in a city.
- Multiple holes in the map you can get stuck in.
Posted 20 February, 2024. Last edited 6 December, 2025.
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