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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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🌏 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🍖
😺 🍇 💗 🎍 👔 🌳 📀 🌋 🎈 🥒
A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"
"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in ♥♥♥♥ and Jane :
A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come.
-- Calvin
Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have a
little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought
to be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful.
-- Calvin
🐳 📒 🎍 ⚡ 💄 🎫 🏓 📗 🥞 🕺
★╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ .•°*”˜.•°*”˜ ˜”*°•.˜”*°•. ˜”*°.
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★║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆ 𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟠!
☆╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆
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(¸,·´ (¸*I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴇʀʀʏ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs, Hᴀᴘᴘʏ Hᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏs
~Cheers
Have a Great day ! ~Cheers
ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ!
-ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴇɪɴsᴛᴇɪɴ.
𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚!
-ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴇɪɴsᴛᴇɪɴ.
𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚!
(¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸ ▂╱▏ All The Best in 2017
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(¸,·´ (¸*ℳerry ℭhristmas & ℋappy 2016☆.¸.•*´❄`*•.
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