has the fattest cat i have ever encountered

(Wū wū wū wū)

(wū wū wū wū)

(wū wū wū wū)

wū wū

(qiú, qiú, qiú, jìnqù, jìnqù)

(qiú, qiú, qiú, jìnqù, jìnqù)

wū wū wū wū wū

(qiú, qiú, qiú, jìnqù, jìnqù)

(qiú, qiú, qiú, jìnqù, jìnqù)

Nǎinai dǎ diànhuà lái shuō:“Tè lā wéi, nǐ gōngzuò tài xīnkǔle

wǒ dānxīn nǐ huì bǎ wǒ wàngle”

(qiú, qiú, qiú)

wǒ yīhuǐ'er piāo jìn yún lǐ, yīhuǐ'er yòu piāo chūlái

bié dānxīn, nǎinai, wǒ huì gǎodìng d

I’ve seen this girl play, and it’s painful to watch—she doesn’t even use a monitor, probably because she can’t afford one. She claims to visualize the map in her head, but it’s a blurry mess, completely delusional. Her so-called “biological wallhack” is just blind guessing; she stumbles into enemies by dumb luck, if at all. Her eyes are closed, not from focus but from sheer incompetence, as her mouse clumsily drags across the table, missing every shot with pathetic twitches. The bullets that leave her gun are a disgrace, spraying wildly and hitting nothing but walls. Her spray control is nonexistent, her crosshair flailing like she’s never touched a mouse before, her wrist muscles spasming in confusion. Time seems to slow down because her peeks are so agonizingly bad, enemies laughing as she fumbles her trigger, sending bullets into the void. She’s a walking target. She’s a guaranteed loss. She’s the epitome of failure.

pritti good strimer

Rubs my big belly and burps, Oh ♥♥♥♥ I’m so full oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ my big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomach is so round auuunnnn oh ♥♥♥♥ here I go burps oh ♥♥♥♥ that’s good rubs my gigantic oily stomach and moans oh ♥♥♥♥ I can’t believe how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big I am vomits leaks from my lip oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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BOTAK CIBAI MATAPAKAR !!!

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⢋⣤⡀⠄⢀⣠⣼⣿⣿⡇⢀⣷⣤⠄⠚⠛⠉⠄⠄⠈⠈⠙⠛⠷⢦
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⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⢻⠄⣾⣿⣿⡿⡿⠿⠿⠟⠈⠳⣄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⣼⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣼⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⣷⣇⣾⡇⣿⣄⣶⣦⢶⣶⣶⣶⠖⣠⣿⣿⣿⡧⢤⡉⣿⣿⣿⣿
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maniru

thanks mum, you fking GAY ASS

you a lil bij, short af, midget af, big forehead af

˙plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐs uɐɔ ɓuɐ∀ ǝʌǝılǝq I ʇnᙠ ˙ǝuoʎuɐ ǝʌɐs oʇ ʎpɐǝɹ s,ǝɥ ǝɹoɟǝq uɹɐǝl oʇ ʇol ɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ 'ʇɐǝɹɓ ǝɹɐ sllıʞs ɓuıpuǝqɹıɐ sıɥ ɥɓnoɥʇlɐ pu∀ ˙ɓuɐ∀ pǝɯɐu ɹǝpuǝqɹıɐ uɐ 'ɹɐʇɐʌ∀ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ pǝɹǝʌoɔsıp I puɐ ɹǝɥʇoɹq ʎɯ puɐ pǝssɐd sɹɐǝʎ pǝɹpunɥ ∀ ˙pǝɥsıuɐʌ ǝɥ 'ʇsoɯ ɯıɥ pǝpǝǝu plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʇnq 'ɯǝɥʇ doʇs plnoɔ 'sʇuǝɯǝlǝ ɹnoɟ llɐ ɟo ɹǝʇsɐɯ 'ɹɐʇɐʌ∀ ǝɥʇ ʎluO ˙pǝʞɔɐʇʇɐ uoıʇɐN ǝɹıℲ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ pǝɓuɐɥɔ ɓuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'uǝɥ⊥ ˙ʎuoɯɹɐɥ uı ɹǝɥʇǝɓoʇ pǝʌıl suoıʇɐu ɹnoɟ ǝɥʇ 'oɓɐ ɓuo˥ ˙ɹı∀ ˙ǝɹıℲ ˙ɥʇɹɐƎ ˙ɹǝʇɐM

˙ǝɟıl ɔıʇǝɥʇɐd ʎɯ ɟo ʎɐpʎɹǝʌǝ ǝɯ llıʞ plnoʍ ʇsılpuǝıɹɟ ʎɯ uı uoɔı ɹnoʎ ɓuıǝǝs ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝʌɐǝl oʇ noʎ ʇuɐʍ ı uǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝʌol ʇuop noʎ ɟı ʇnq ǝpıs ʎɯ ʎq noʎ pǝǝu ı os noʎ ʇnoqɐ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ǝɹɐɔ ı ʇnq noʎ ǝʌoɯǝɹ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ʇı ǝʞɐʇ ʇuɐɔ ı puɐ ǝɯ sllıʞ ɓuı♥♥♥♥ ʇı ǝɯ uı pǝʇsǝɹǝʇsuıun os ɯǝǝs ʇsnɾ noʎ ʇnq ɹǝɥʇǝɓoʇ ǝıʌoɯ ɐ ɥɔʇɐ ʍpuɐ ʇɥɓıu llɐ pɹoɔsıp uı ʞlɐʇ sǝɯɐɓ oǝpıʌ ʎɐld oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı sɓuıɥʇ ǝʇnɔ ɓuıʇuǝɯɯoɔ noʎ ɟo ʇxǝʇllɐʍ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ puɐ ǝlıɟoɹd ɹnoʎ oʇ ɓuıʞuıl ǝlıɟoɹd ʎɯ uı ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐ ʇnd puɐ puǝıɹɟlɹıɓ ɹnoʎ ǝq oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı ǝlıɟoɹd ɹnoʎ uı ɓuıʇuǝɯɯoɔ ǝuoʎuɐ ɹo ǝslǝ ǝuoǝɯos ɥʇıʍ ʎɐld noʎ ǝǝs ı uǝɥʍ ʇɹɐǝɥ ʎɯ sʞɐǝɹq ʇı puɐ noʎ ǝʌol ɓuı♥♥♥♥ ı ⋊O ∩O⅄ ƎΛO˥ I

ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;)

peepohappy

what a pepega

at least i tried :p

you can't fluster me here and nice try :p

My favorite sweet dingus <3