There is zero doubt that lord cuchermare has achieved maximum efficiency. The solid dried coom layer that's built around his inner hands over the years is immediately obvious to a well trained goon scholar. In fact you'll find that those movements are as smooth as marble molded by ancient greece's most skilled artisan; perfectly fit for a latvian goon king. There's zero friction. Maximum aerodynamics, The wind, and most importantly the skin just appear motionless to rookie eyes, don't be fooled though as they're simply moving so fast that most rookie (cucked) eyes can't keep up cause they're moving at a pace more rapid than 24fps

Man chat, gooning is feeling low in skibbidy after this goon coosh stunt, i was hoping in my heart of hearts for a christmas miracle, instead i just found a sticky keyboard in a jail cell.

The worst part? He didn't even mew or edge first after so many years of hard work saving up for this.

Cuchermar has been working tirelessly in the Riga goon mines, mining as though his live was on the verrge of ending tragically short, saving up just enough ♥♥♥ to shoot up this place. All because you're a criminal with a vac ban on record. It's gross and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sticky in here just like my friend's dad's house.

jorking it no longer cuts it, i straight goon it degen style

I am

cringelord

hey, i wanna ask you something :)

dont spam me and well be just fine. <3

I'll get better walls for you baby <3

"ich habe einmal eine kiwi wie einen apfel gegessen, weil ich keinen löffel hatte. worth." /r/madlads

Lick ma dog

no u

Check the discord announcements. I put a lot of effort in just for you bb

Thank you, that was very helpful

How come in movies when they take a random car they never need to adjust the seats?

If you think about it, poptarts are pretty much the same thing as a ravioli

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Girl👩, if your ♥♥♥♥🍆 isn't ❌AT LEAST 👇8inches long , then what makes YOU 👩think😏 that I am going👉 to date 💏YOU😂😂

whispers in your ear want to know a secret? :33
I think I might know someone on steam who has a crush on you ^W^ you'll never know LOL
Maybe it's me~ ^///^;;(edited)
glomps
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hi

Ash was an anime girl for 1 episode so it counts

>uses "anime girls" on nickname
>go to profile
>no anime girls found

-rep

Noticing your bulge
oWo

W-whatz thi-is?
C-can you t-take it out? I w-want to s-see it
DEEPTHROATS

Is a cute lesbian

Watches hentai but won't reccommend any good catgirl porn 0/10

Yo faggex. Remember when you said die? IM TRYING

shutup cuchermar 😂👌

dab

right ok. I see. telling someone to die in the 2017th century is funny mate. ok. haha dude
comedy innit bruv. cash me ouside how bout dat?

Hey you SCHOLARLY SLUTS📕📙📒📗📘📓💨 It's FINALS WEEK ✔️📝❌so while you're HITTING THE BOOKS 🖐📖 don't forget to SLAP YOUR MONKEY ✋🐒 Remember, D's get DICKgrees! 🎓📜🎓📜 So while you guys are ANALyzing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in COCKulus 📈📉📈📉📈 Looking at BONDAGE in CUMestry ⛓⚗⛓⚗⛓ Working for your money in ECUMnomics👙💋💶 Writing your papers for LIT 🚬🗞📖📃💋📝🚬 and feeling the FORCE in PhyDICKS 🚗💦👅🚗 Finals? 😳😭🤓 More like FINAL-ly time ⌚️ to SUCK some teacher ♥♥♥♥ 👨🏻🍆👅 for that 🅰️‼️‼️ 😂👌💦 Send ➡️ this to 🔟 sexy schoolgirls 👧🏽 and boys 👦🏾 who got curves ↪️ bigger than the biology 🐘 final. Get 5️⃣🔙 and you'll get ♥♥♥♥ 🍆👀 longer ↔️ and harder than calculus problems

u went too far

Yo momma

It's kind of rude to post mean comments to jacob's profile like that. So, take that back you schnitzel eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ german nationalist

"On the other hand I have fast internet now."
>gets ddosed

There's always some queer comment being posted here, so in the spirit of this thread;

♥♥♥♥ you, you lopsided ♥♥♥♥♥ semi-German ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

+rep nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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The fragrance of Mountain Dew Baja Blast is orgasmic

this guy be good man, give guud succ.

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im not your senpai, baby

The culling IS weeaboo trash though, senpai

Cyka Blyat Idi Nahoi ♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep deleted all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i will ♥♥♥♥ your friends nose

the realest savage i know. dine mutter est stein schlampe.

-rep Big ass feet.
Enofe said.

-rep bad mouth. said a yo momma joke..

♥♥♥♥, Everything