stop stalking me dog

sir I need at least 3 hours in advance to put your hentai shop together in game, quit messaging me demanding it to be set up immediately. Apologies for the abruptness but we just need more time sir!

please ♥♥♥♥ my pants

pickled fingers in ♥♥♥ and jizz

c0ck n ball torture

No matter how much you train,

no matter how much you plan,

no matter how many times you retry,

no matter how many times you curse his name,

no matter how many times you throw your mouse across the room,

no matter what map,

what time of day,

what kind of place you are in time,



You will get shot by shotgun man.

Shotgun man shows no remorse.

He does not stop.

He does not slow.

He does not miss.

He will kill you.

He will do it multiple times.

And there's nothing you can do about it.


Shotgun man for prez 2016.