that ass do be fartin

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⚡⚡ Let’s be enemies for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have an awful year :)🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay unsafe & eat a dicc💫💫

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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LeBron Jackson
No I meant Michael Jackson
the basketball player
- Bale

Can y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ keep it down my pet ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is trying to sleep, he's got a lot of work to do thanks.

Wait l, let me get this straight, you think that his computer is good enough to run vermintide two but not load steam profile pages? I've got nothing, that's actually the dumbest thing you could have possibly said. Good work, you said something so mind boggling stupid I'm at a loss for words

Who says I don't trade stocks

Royal, you still haven't answered my question, how many gallons of your own ♥♥♥ have you drank while beating your meat bloody thinking about your golden pan? This is some serious ♥♥♥♥, you seem to be good at math, calculate that for me. While you’re at it tell me how proud your parents are for wasting time on TF2 trading instead of, oh I dunno, real world trading. The stock market doesn't work the same bud. Thanks for all the entertainment though, this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥ing hilarious. Also the gifs on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile don't even line up, you can't even jerk yourself off properly.

help, im trying to trade up but im dummy thicc and my pans keep clanging together

What would I have even been wrong about, and them hearts were intentional bb. I'm letting u know im down to bang, just give me a when and a where and i'll clap those trader main cheeks of yours.

you know profanity is censored right? like its all hearts. Hope you realized it, also I've block alll his friends because they were spamming. This all started when you and bale started acting like ♥♥♥♥♥ on vermintide not because of my profile. I'd just think its funny how long I could drag this "feud" going. So again, I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

Also happens to be the ♥♥♥♥ that fuels bale, and every other troll to be honest. But, by all means, go on cook me ♥♥♥♥♥! I dare you.

Also a bit of advice: you have literally already lost this conversation, and your dignity, when you blocked the comments on your profile and THEN come over here to retort with your lukewarm "burns". That's some peak pettiness right there.

since your answering questions y the ♥♥♥♥ did you go after Bale I'm the one who meme'd on your trader main ass.

Also you call THAT trash talking? Spitting sarcasm and spam is not trash talking if you need lessons hmu

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong

also if you need lessons on how to trash talk royal hmu, because you can't insult worth a ♥♥♥♥.

And who the ♥♥♥♥ taught you math btw? how you gonna round 594 down to 500? That's not even a roast tbh just honestly confused as to why you would round down instead of up.

hes called absent because we never see him. hes always at your house banging your girlfriend, something you would know if you ever stopped playing tf2 and stepped out of the sweat encrusted room you call a basement for more then 10 secs at a time.

I wasn't talking about you absent, talking about michael as he said I was so conceited in playing dead games, and I never said anything about detective skills his name is legit the first thing you see on his profile, and as far as i'm concerned everyone online is faceless and its kinda hard to direct comments at people without a using name. As far as your name? C'mon its practically right there I had to make a pun out of it eventually, pretty obvious there, you didn't even have to point it out. As regards to why I spend so much time on tf2, you do realize that the trading scene can make money right? marketplace.tf has cash payouts and people are willing to pay exorbitant prices for certain hats. Sure the game might be dead but whales will be whales and I'm quite positive the team fortress/csgo market will be here for years to come. I'm not just trading "shiny" pixels for fun. If someone wants to buy my hat for 3000$ paypal then so be it.

But really though my mom and dad keep fighting and they won't let me buy my spy australiums please :((

And lol where tf did you get those hours. I don't even have 100 in Vermintide 1, and only 200 in Verm 2. You seem so proud of your internet detective skills yet you can't even get basic ♥♥♥♥ right. And regardless of that, you seem to be under the impression that we mock you for wasting time in a dying game because you played it. Naw. We all played tf2. We loved the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. But its kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny to see someone who's invested that much time and money in ♥♥♥♥ that's gonna be worthless in a couple years talking ♥♥♥♥ because we played the game for fun, rather than "trading up".

Brilliant roast with my name there. Not the first joke anyone ever trying to insult has ever used no, you're a very clever boy. That's why you've been calling people by their real name right? Because your some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet detective with enough brainpower to read their profile description. And no, we have talked to Bale about why you started this ♥♥♥♥. They memed on you in a video game and you couldn't deal with it. There was no "beef" until you made something out of nothing, because your dumbass little ego couldn't handle someone spamming "no u".

Lol and don't talk to me about wasting my time on dead games or how you guys like to put it when it seems all you play are dead games, 600 hours in Vermintide 1 and 500 in Vermintide 2 you wanna talk about dead games? Not to mention like 6 PARTICIPATION medals from steel UGC highlander. Lmao.

Apparently michael couldn't deal with me himself so he had to beckon his goblins over to me like some kind of dried up meme squad, you guys were so eager to help him jerk off without question like he's the 6th grade ring leader, you guys should go carry a plant around and apologize to it for wasting the oxygen it produces.

Absent, you call your self that because your brain is absent? also I don't need to drag my friends into my beef lol unlike all you who decide to help michael argue with something you clearly don't even know what its about, so how about you go back to studying homework or something I'm sure your curfew is coming up.

Aight m8 good job trying to google better comebacks but you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ failed the moment you deleted every comment on your profile and blocked us. And yet you're still here, talkin ♥♥♥♥, like it'll change what a massive ♥♥♥♥♥ you've made yourself out to be. If you really wanted to take back some ground, you'd get your own friends to help you out, but seeing as you only seem interested in jerking yourself off, I doubt you have any. If they do exist they're probably massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself who can't take ♥♥♥♥ but wanna try to dish it out because they think that all the time and money they've wasted in tf2 trade servers has expanded their e-dong enough that it can boost the weight of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ insults. Get out of here you massive waste of human resources.

I'll take it you guys all aren't much older than 15-16 i've heard worse insults from better people.

Michael, you remind me of Rapunzel but instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life

How do you ♥♥♥♥ up participant into "PaTicPant"? How do the ♥♥♥♥ do you now know it's called a butt plug? Why on god's green earth would you separate my name, you frog legged ♥♥♥♥? It's possible these ♥♥♥♥ ups were intentional, however I know you are a mistake.

listen flush. it's not my fault your father used you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fleshlight when you were a child, I am not a therapist, however i suggest you get one because your only way of gauging success is shiny pixels on your screen. Now take your maple leaf looking ass back to your trade minecraft servers where people may actually give a ♥♥♥♥ what you think.

use terror squid as a mold for casting one, pretty sure he's the shape of one

go melt down those ugc PaTicPant medals and make something useful like a butt insert for your dad im sure he'll love you forever gifting him that

Ew the poor person is still talking

my sleep number is 68, come ♥♥♥♥ with me you maple leaf bastard.

poor? ♥♥♥♥♥ every time i go to mickyd's i get 2 sausage egg and cheese mcgriddles and hash browns! Your dumb ass is sitting in the corner eating crumbs off the floor like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troglodyte degenerate you are so you can save for your next virtual pan.

Dead game? Stays in top ten almost daily, just cause you bad at it and can’t get higher than ugc steel don’t mean it dead boo boo

I am also sure you are alien to the concept of trading up and the trading game in general what do I expect from someone who has an adorable smoking unusual :3

I would make fun of you for being poor and having no job to afford nothing but bacon egg mcgriddles but I was told to not make fun of austistic children

I would make fun of you for stealing your mothers credit card to buy expensive virtual items in a dying game, but what else is a kid to do when his father beats him every night for being a massive family disappointment?

very cute

Adorable little unusual and aussie minigun ya got there

LEAVE NOW BEFORE I CALL THE STEAM POLICE AND TELL MY MOM ON YOU!!!!

who the ♥♥♥♥ are you and how did you get into my house?

You and andrew enjoy jerking each other off

"super toxic player" says the guy with the vac ban lmao

@mulan -rep big stinky poo poo butt pants

-rep super toxic player

big problems trigger my anxiety, hard pass

Umm bro?
I have some big problem. (very important) add me pls