DEAR ALL WOMEN: Dyson

DEAR ALL WOMEN: hello

DEAR ALL WOMEN: Factorio is not a real game. Factorio is not a real game. Factorio is not a real game. Factorio is not a real game. Factorio is not a real game. Factorio are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

+rep good trader

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Factorio
2. Age 4
3. Video Game (exceptions will be made for Movies if bad and ♥♥♥♥(literally))
4. Willing to do as I as I ask
5. Have a metascore higher than mine (90)
6. Have 0 other games
7. Cook 3 eight hour game sessions for me a day
8. Be willing to boot itself without my permission
9. Be into sl*tty games (Will discuss in PM)
10. Send me coal every day I do not see you in person.
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on copper control (iron condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job (like me)
14. Install a tracking spell on your .exe file so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind Factorio player who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

Hey there! I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I noticed you're pretty skilled at a bunch of bads games and was wondering if you'd be up for trying out a new one called 'V Rising' It's inspired by the touching Gothic myth of Wanette using her ultimate on a rock, blending platforming with mobile game elements. We're coming out of Early Access on May 8th, 2024, and I'd love for you to give it a whirl. If it piques your interest, feel free to add it to your daily routine. You can hit us up in our Discord group on the game's page for any issues or feedback. And hey, maybe we can get bricked up together too? Looking forward to it!