It was a sunday night. Thanksgiving was near. The moon was watching over the household. Funke, happily, prepared his house. Filled with large amounts of determination, funke set the table and put up the thanksgiving decor. He couldn't wait for thanksgiving. Finally, after being in college for so long, he was going to meet up with valtroid! The very thought made him happy. But what would be thanksgiving without the food? He bought 3 thanksgiving turkeys and a few other delicious condiments, like gravy and filling. He also bought some non-turkey meats like pork chops and beef. But Something was missing. A meal he didnt prepare for. But what was it? Funke went over the shopping list in his head."Turkeys, gravy, filling... What am i missing?!?" Asked funke to himself, aloud. "The mashed potatoes". A voice from across the hall responded. The words were simple, but the voice was beautiful. It sounded like hundreds of angels singing at once. The sound of a reluctant rainbow, unsure of its vo

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