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546.5 hrs on record (435.4 hrs at review time)
So this game has been around for 8 years almost, I've clocked over my hours across 3 generations. This game has reached a tipping point, the cars do not have the road length to really show their power, the flying bikes are used to grief others, attack planes are carpet bombing everyone, while these easy to abuse vehicles are being added, we're not getting proper utilisation of everything else.
The MK2 Guns are absolute W A N K, doing almost no damage, body armour sponging bullets like metal to water. People slagging off Cyberpunk 2077, when the glitches and bugs in this game are still oh so present after 8 F**KING YEARS! We got a new island YAY LET US USE IT PROPERLY! THE CASINO IS STILL SO UNDER USED, THE BUILDING THAT IS IN DOWNTOWN LS? STILL IN CONSTRUCTION, MORE HOUSES? PAH HAVE MORE OF THE SAME APARTMENT. THIS GAME IS UPGRADING THE WRONG THINGS.
IF YOU REALLY WANT THIS GAME, WAIT TILL SALE.
Posted 23 February, 2021.
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48.4 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Not For The Light of Heart.

Intro:

6 Words I will always go to when describing this game, it is one of my favourites in my library And will always be recommended.
This game has many uses, such as: Channelling your darkest thoughts of genocide, exposing yourself to the public or even drug use. Is your spouse being a T**t and pestering you? Jump on the game and start a life as the Dude and make it yours! Kids driving you f**king insane? Well that's on you for having them!

Graphics:

But On a real note, this is an amazing game, regardless of whether you pay full price or not - you'll love it 100% guaranteed! The graphics aren't much to look at, but then again for a game this old, it has stood the test of time and is still enjoyable.

Story:

There isn't really much of a story to this game, I don't know what you expect here asides it's a course of 7 days (Inc Apocalypse Weekend) of tasks that don't care what you do in the mean time, just that you do them, within the course of the first 5 days you'll get the full Paradise Map untouched! While becoming harder to survive, the killing becomes much more fun, with machetes and stuff.

The DLC:

Paradise Lost is an amazing expansion, it offers an even more hellish experience and it is HILARIOUS!
Unfortunately there is no more to say here asides buy it!

Right now until July 9th it is £1.24 ($1.54 USD, €
1.37, $2.23 AUD and $2.09 CAD) Current Summer Sale.
Enjoy :)

TL;DR: Postal 2 is an amazing game and you should buy it now!
Posted 30 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
78.0 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
unfortunately I had to write this, I have been a fan of doom for over 10 years, I have played every Doom Game except for VFR. Doom Eternal is a game I wish I waited to buy on sale, the bethesda.net system is an absolute mess, it will sign you in with an account they make for you, so for people like me who own a switch and buy the classic dooms, to then get the skins for my PC Doom eternal, is a pain when you find out you can't have them, I scoured the internet for a way to switch accounts - however there is a way but it requires doing a 20K run and sacrificing your children and S/O (joking obviously)

When i first played the game i was in love, except for the fact i had to constantly change the graphics to find a perfect fit. After a few hours I realised not only how hard the damn game is, but also how P***ed off you can easily get. It's 2016 predecessor had such a great feel to it, it was the OG games, but 3D and exactly what you'd expect. However this, this is something else. Everytime i get into a fight, i hear the same damn soundtrack and it's no longer fun to hear. Mick Gordon Did an amazing job with the 2016 vers. but only to find out Bethesda screwed him over in this installment.

I personally like the Hub where you can move around it and unlock amazing things.

The fact BFG ammo is as Scarce as the fountain of youth and hardly works on certain things is so Fkn annoying! I like the new//classic weapon skins, but why change them? for a game that now allows a S**t load of customisation, you need to bring back the 2016 skins.

Battlemode however, is something i loved about this installment, it was fresh and new, like something i haven't seen anything like this since "Evolve" and it was great! never the less i miss the previous Multiplayer.

TL;DR: Doom: Eternal is a bit of a damn mess. Wait till sale.
Posted 27 April, 2020.
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7.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
I actually adore this game, It's essentially if "Scott Pilgrim Vs The World" was Called "Scott pilgrim vs The Apocalypse" and had its own game. The art of the game is visually stunning, in its cartoony fashion. I originally played it on Xbox and have been looking for any excuse, to play this gem again. The customisation options are fun, yes they are all different in a small selection, but you will love the crazy things it has to offer [picture this: A Bulky Man With Bangs, A tank top, a skirt and school girl shoes.] limited yet enough to make your character unique to your liking.
the only argument i have is the map size, which can be justified due to the amount of things you can do in it.

final verdict: 9/10
Posted 3 April, 2020.
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