Recent reviews by Mallix

Not even that bad, and good job for a school project.
Crazy to think that this is objectively better than BotW and TotK.

I can only say that I am glad I picked this game up at a very good Steam sale, otherwise this would've been a big waste of money.
I wanted to give this game a chance, I really wanted to...
At one point during a boss fight one of my companions die. The boss was psychic and stole his soul or possessed him or something.
After the fight I noticed the health was completely off 0 / -1. I thought to myself "There is no way this is not intended, must be the boss that did something. I must find a way to bring him back"
Didn't take long however before I realized that my companion had become permanently useless and actually froze the game if he was in the battle field after the enemies' turn.

This is one of many bugs in this game that after 2 years have been completely neglected. I don't even dare to imagine how many bugs there still are that I did not personally encounter but I've heard it's a lot.
And to the achievement hunters / completionists out there, stay away from this game because it's impossible to get all achievements.

If we look past all the ridiculousness, the gameplay, story might not necessarily be bad, I would call them mediocre, but the bugs and inconveniences overshadow whatever might have been good about this game.

The devs have stayed silent about this and not patched this game to a proper state in years so I have to give this game a negative review.

An absolute masterpiece that I would recommend anyone, regardless of what style of game they like, to play.
The story is deeply connected between all 10 episodes which I think is a huge positive.

The characters grow on you over time and yeah they are sometimes a bit over the top but that is often the case with these AA games. I would say that even that is a positive, it is pretty charming and is part of what makes these games unique.

I think it does not surpass the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney trilogy but it's pretty damn close and it's absolutely a game that I will never forget.

This game is incredible. Especially chapter 3 stands out for me. I know most people prefer chapter 4 and that is indeed understandable as that chapter is also a gem.
Looking very much forward to the remaining chapters. See you in 30 years.

This is the most creative and clever way to make puzzles in a while. Really loved the direction the developers went for. A lot of the puzzles have nothing to do with jigsaws funnily enough but you need to think outside the box for most of them.
Yet you still get surprised by the final parts of the game. It's interesting they manage to make the puzzles seem new and refreshing all the time.
The reviews don't lie, it's really that good and the store page does not make it justice. Go buy it.

How more than 50% of players have left a positive review for this garbage is mind-blowing.
This is the most shallow excuse for a simulator you can find and I can't recommend you at all waste time on this.

This game is significantly superior to The Witness... which in hindsight may not be saying a whole lot. Yeah this game is not the best but that's not the point. It's supposed to be satire and it hits most jokes spot on.
It's recommended to play or even better save your money and instead watch a youtube video of some of the gameplay from The Witness if you want to properly understand this game.

We need more games like this

This is an awful game. The music is repetitive and the game design is some of the worst I've ever seen. It's like there was put zero effort into this piece of garbage.
It's one of those games that is purely "learn by doing" for each level. What I mean is, you don't get better, your skillset is static from start to finish, the only thing that changes is memorizing each individual level, as sometimes you fall and get locked out of a collectible. The final level is the worst atrocity of this. It's basically a level full of portal teleporting you to a random location... looks like someone had a bit too much fun spamming portals everywhere fully disregarding game design entirely. Stay away from this please, even if this game was free or a heavy sale, don't waste your time with this

What a creative and cute game. It may not be the hardest or take very long to complete but each level has it's own unique puzzle and interesting idea. The music is also very relaxing, perfect for a game of this type. It's no coincidence that this game has overwhelmingly positive reviews... it's just that good

What would happen if "A Hat in Time", Hollow Knight and "The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword" had a child? Blue Fire.
The previous three games have HEAVILY inspired this game. Is that a bad thing? Not at all. It does not take that long to beat and the game is unfortunately too easy (it is very easy to become super overpowered) but it is still a fun platforming experience and exploration game.
It may not be too deep story-wise but it has a decent chunk of charming NPC's and the music is for the most part amazing.
Definitely a game worth checking out