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Recent reviews by Clockwerk

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
The experience for this game with my friends, changed my life. This is better than masturbating alone to hentai. If you release this, I will quit porn and use this as my outlet instead.
Posted 11 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
338.2 hrs on record (233.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Group Masterbation Session starts in 5 Minutes
Posted 5 January.
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128.7 hrs on record (56.8 hrs at review time)
Sony is no-longer forcing PSN Accounts. This is a big win for everyone!
Posted 4 May, 2024. Last edited 6 May, 2024.
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7.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Simple: Denuvo.
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
417.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun game, lots to explore. Some performance issues with my specific graphics card but the loop is fun enough to ignore it!
Posted 24 January, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Player Beware
A terrible excuse of a "Game". You can tell this was designed only to harvest money out of the wallets of consumers, the Tutorial forces you to use resources which you may not wish to use as a way to goad you into wanting to get just that "Little Bit More" when entering the store. The other UI elements that are "Flashy" and bright attempt to move your attention around in an attempt to overload your sense of reasoning, there is no reason a Mobile Game should be allowed on Steam, this is Low Quality drivel.

The Story is subpar and is lacklustre, it makes no sense including the "Sex-Chat" which has terrible broken up and disjointed conversations. Nobody talks like that.

The Art however for the characters is okay and on-par with what I expected from a 2D Game.

Anyone who spends their money, or finds enjoyment in this game, I recommend using that cash to wipe your arse instead.
Just go look up porn, better use of your time.
Posted 18 January, 2024. Last edited 18 January, 2024.
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44.4 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A game that really isn't for single player, however the multiplayer experience with friends more than makes up for the games shortcomings. 5/10, would only play with friends.
Posted 18 December, 2023.
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331.9 hrs on record (81.3 hrs at review time)
Still playing, very good.
Posted 14 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.5 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Beautiful game.
Posted 1 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
234.2 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
A very GREAT experience and GREAT game
A very well rounded and well defined world of Dystopian Corporations.
A game that is extremely Diverse and represents people of different sexualities and genders very well.

I bought this game almost Day 1, at full price, and I feel it is worth every penny spent. I would love more games by CDPR like this or a great equal to these games.
Posted 10 July, 2021.
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