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206.8 hrs on record (33.2 hrs at review time)
Great fun with friends.
RNG is brutal.
Boarding meta is "meh".
Entropy is kinda busted.
Blasting ships to pieces is fun.
Launching friends through space with TWO Clamp Jets strapped to their back is hilarious.
Posted 29 July, 2025. Last edited 3 August, 2025.
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5,886.2 hrs on record (1,907.8 hrs at review time)
One hell of a puzzle/strategy game that will keep you occupied for eons to come.
Posted 5 November, 2024.
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43.5 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
They could have called this game "Schadenfreude" and it would accurately describe what to expect. For a "horror" game, it's hilarious.
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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3,058.8 hrs on record (1,063.9 hrs at review time)
It's a silly pirate-themed sandbox, just take it easy, don't get too attached to loot, don't be afraid to take risks, and you'll have a blast.
Posted 9 August, 2022.
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90.5 hrs on record (57.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I don't know what convinced me to buy this game.
I've seen plenty of other people play this game and have seen how frustrating it can be, mostly because the dupes are notoriously stupid, but the various features of the game seem to work directly against you from the beginning.
Need water? Well you're gonna have to dig out to get more water. To dig out you need jobs. Jobs automatically raise decor/food expectations by the time you can actually dig OUT through the Abyssilite into the other zones with ice/water that you can use, but the ones with water are full of germs which make your dupes sick which can kill them, but if you don't get water you can't grow better food or produce oxygen (and oxygen seems to be incredibly rare anymore), which means they'll get MORE stressed, until eventually they're spending more time de-stressing than they are actually taking care of the base and it all falls apart from there.
Anyway, decent game, stress sucks, germs suck.
Posted 28 March, 2018.
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