I've heard this guy has a magic pee-pee, it could cure stupidity - which is odd because why does he not use it on himself then... Literally braindead

one, IF not the BEST tekken players i´ve ever played against! Amazing with both heihachi and bryan. Cant give enough props to this guy. Reading opponents like an open book. Crazy punishes, blocks and sweeps always on point. HEAVY combos!

one, IF not the BEST tekken players i´ve ever played against! Amazing with both heihachi and bryan. Cant give enough props to this guy. Reading opponents like an open book. Crazy punishes, blocks and sweeps always on point. HEAVY combos!

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Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye-aye, captain!!
Oooooooooooooooo,

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants!

Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongeboooob Squarepaaaaaants!

Ah ha ha ha ah har har har!

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.