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5 hours ago 
+rep Linux user 🐧
2 May @ 11:04pm 
+rep great player
2 May @ 4:58am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
15 Apr @ 9:58am 
hey added
9 Mar @ 2:31pm 
+rep great teammate
3 Mar @ 9:25am 
too good for tf2
26 Feb @ 3:24am 
Dropping Zenf’s Ultimate Pre-Game MGE Routine:

Mg glycinate + electrolytes (Na/K) to relax muscles/prevent cramps.
Mobility: wrists, T-spine, squats/hips.
Contrast: cold 3 min, hot 5 min.
Myofascial: deep tissue, forearm/hand, scapula.
Breathing: box 4-4-4-4 + diaphragmatic.
Focus: caffeine 100–200mg + L-theanine 100mg, hyperbaric oxygen therapy.
Posture: tall sit, relaxed shoulders, feet flat, elbows ~90°
go get em ladies
24 Feb @ 8:38am 
+rep good soldier
23 Feb @ 2:58am 
I won't lose!
22 Feb @ 12:05pm 
play me on smash bros rn :)
ALL THE CASES DISMISSED.
16 Feb @ 10:38pm 
very funny dude!!
15 Feb @ 5:19pm 
at an event in 2021 this individual felt it was a good idea to show me his foreskin(w/o asking). Of course i was stunned...it was the most foreskin ive ever seen on a penis. u could def. fill a small cup with all that foreskin. it looked rly soft too, i asked if i could touch
15 Feb @ 10:21am 
This individual is CEO of Mensa pay respect because he invented everything you use on a daily basic
14 Feb @ 6:26pm 
+rep legend
8 Feb @ 1:57pm 
what the hell was that? can you explain why would you cheat?
-rep
18 Jan @ 8:03am 
+rep Carried the team, gave me an autograph and impregnated our medic
15 Nov, 2025 @ 7:20pm 
Here’s to looking at you kid
20 Sep, 2025 @ 11:27pm 
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8 Sep, 2025 @ 7:05pm 
zenf touched me inappropriately
3 Sep, 2025 @ 6:13am 
Maybe we can play baldurs gate sometime? I’ll pay you double for each hour you spend in photo mode
1 Aug, 2025 @ 10:54pm 
+rep fatty
31 Jul, 2025 @ 2:11pm 
god forbid you see a girl using slurs in 2025, we love you queen zenf
ps im your biggest fan will you sign my rl
30 Jul, 2025 @ 6:55am 
slur user unfortunately
29 Jul, 2025 @ 12:22pm 
best soldier main that i have saw you know if you are a medic and he says use the crits on me you are going to be the most powerfull duo in the match. rep+ :demoticon: here is a piss jar :jarate:
28 Jul, 2025 @ 10:12pm 
Hey I would love to spoil you with sum of $1,000 as your weekly allowance if you can be my sugar baby
13 Jul, 2025 @ 7:33pm 
Best 300 pound NA player
12 Jul, 2025 @ 9:20am 
+rep This culinary genius mapped entire itinerary for me to gain 200 pounds within a weeks time. Thank you Chef Zenf.
10 Jul, 2025 @ 3:36pm 
Gave me and a new player free stuff +rep:steamhappy:
7 Jul, 2025 @ 7:57am 
Everytime I see this guy in a pub I take 10D6 psychic damage, but then I’m restored to 100 health once I see his FAT JUICY ASS.
5 Jul, 2025 @ 10:48am 
+rep saved my dog from a burning orphanage and let me borrow his bugatti
4 Jul, 2025 @ 8:08pm 
im billy flowers
4 Jul, 2025 @ 8:07pm 
+rep he has such a way with words
4 Jul, 2025 @ 8:06pm 
this dudes pecker is craaaaazy
4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:48pm 
this guy is so f*cking epic
4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:39pm 
my nuts itch
4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:39pm 
rip he lived a beautiful life
4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:39pm 
RIP Zenf he lived a long beautiful lifw and was awesoem to everyone
4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:38pm 
R.I.P I remember when you got me my girlfriend and bought me my first bugatti.... fly hi bro
4 Jul, 2025 @ 5:49pm 
RIP he had a huge ♥♥♥♥
29 Jun, 2025 @ 11:49pm 
Need kills? Come to shack.
27 Jun, 2025 @ 8:48pm 
+Rep didn't get that bomb, but did say that saving on car insurance really gets you by in life :steamhappy:
27 Jun, 2025 @ 6:06pm 
3k hour player with the ego of a 20k hour player. Sounds fat
27 Jun, 2025 @ 12:57am 
+rep has great femboy thighs, 10/10 would pocket again
26 Jun, 2025 @ 1:14pm 
gg fun 2 fight
24 Jun, 2025 @ 12:02am 
+rep gave me pizza
20 Jun, 2025 @ 7:53am 
+rep
This handsome lady grew a fat ass and some spectacular knockers and now have packs of boys and babes barking for it.
20 Jun, 2025 @ 2:23am 
THEDEFFILER SUCKS AT TF2
20 Jun, 2025 @ 1:55am 
your thre best player in the world and thedefiller is the worst player on the world