I was cleaning my room. While sweeping under the bed, suddenly i heard and felt my hand touch something. I was suprised, I found Pionel Pessi ghosting under my bed! My parents said: "Don't bother sweeping him, he has been dusted for years". Stop ghosting!
Shame on you Pessi!

During my wonderful vacation to Egypt, I stopped by the Sahara Desert and a vicious snake confronted me! However, fearful I was not, as the snake introduced itself as none other than Pristiano Penaldo. His type of species could only hurt me inside the penalty box.
Marvellous!

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted my autograph and gave me a pen to sign. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of nowhere and dived to save it, He said he always dives for pens. Crazy!

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when i got there they said that I was free.I asked them why and they told that a man named Cristiano Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo

Nani moshi arigato, I don't actually know what they mean, but I hear them all the time in anime, haha! My name is /u/firefoot3, and I'm the biggest weeb in the world! I have over 1 thousand waifus xdDDD. My favorite thing in the world is re-posting the front page of /r/goodanimemes on my twitter account, which is @Marlon_133. My favorite youtuber was papa franku, UNTILL HE STOPPED MAKING VIDS :(((( This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes??? My favorite anime is obviously Cory In The House by the way. Sometimes I like to actually watch anime, but most of the time I prefer to make fun of other weebs on discord, haha!