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eh malah liat adegan ini 😭😭❤❤... secara gak sadar netesin air mata di pipi, gw yang selama ini gk pernah nangis ternyata ikut tersentuh juga ketika melihat mas yeb nangis 🥺🥺❤❤
temen sekantor shock berat ngeliat gw yang biasanya kalem misterius malah nangis kejer di momen itu 😭😭😭😭...
gak sanggup nyeritainnya alhasil pulang sambil ngusap ngusap air mata, sekeras itu ya he hidup mas yeb ga kebayang jd dia 😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤
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Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮
tapi tahu gak??? 🙄
Yang paling seru itu justru hidup sebagai "PERINTIS". Gak ada yang nunjukin arah, gak ada yg ngejamin hasil, tapi justru itu letak asiknya!!🔥
kamu sekarang gak tau bakal jadi apa 🤔
tapi kamu tau kamu sedang menjadikan sesuatu.😎
PERINTIS itu tidur paling malam 😴
bangun paling pagi 😆
ditertawakan dulu 🤣
dipertanyakan berkali-kali, tapi kamu tau satu hal, kamu punya cerita yang gak semua orang punya. 😎
Kamu bukan sekedar cari uang kamu lagi bikin jalan supaya nanti orang tinggal lewat 🥂
Hidup PERINTIS itu berat tapi gak pernah membosankan, karena setiap langkah adahal awal dari sejarah. ❤️
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
God Emperor Jokowi Widodo, esteemed leader of our beloved the whole Earth and revered across the universe, your influence knows no bounds. Your vision and wisdom have not only guided our planet to new heights but have also inspired countless souls across the globe. As a leader whose name echoes throughout the cosmos, you stand as a beacon of hope, justice, and progress.
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God Emperor Jokowi, your legacy is one that transcends time and space, a shining example of what it means to lead with integrity, courage, and an unwavering commitment to the greater good. As we look to the future, we do so with confidence, knowing that your guiding light will continue to illuminate our path forward."
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DENGAN BULU LEBATNYA YANG LEMBUTTTTT,
MENJADIKANMU KARAKTER YANGK TAK TERGANTIKANN.
TAK HANYA KECANTIKANMUH YANG MEMBUATKUH TERPIKAT,
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KAU TELAH MERANGKUL HATIKU DALAM KEHANGATAN KASIH SAYANG YANG TULUS.
JADI, OH TINGYUN YANG AKU SAYANGI,
TERUSLAH MENJADI RUBWWWAAAAAHHHHHH LUCU YANG MEMIKAT,
KARENA KAMU TELAH MENJADI BAGIAN PENTING DALAM HIDUPKU,
DAN TAKKAN PERNAH KUGANTI DENGAN YANG LAIN, KARENA KAU YANG TERBAIK BAGIKU.
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Welcome to Mastur Baso, where we serve unique delicacies, including our world renowned "The Mastur Job", a spicy, and hairy meatball, served with a pipping hot, and thick, white broth that smells like pandan, made with the most natural of ingredients.
Another of our specials including: The 3GP; Gedebong pisang, Gulai, Gado-dago, and Peju.
And also please check out our special burger, "The Doggy", a special burger, made with the best mayonnaise in town. It has a spicy, yet sweet taste in every bite!
Check out our restaurant now to know more!
gw gangerti knp cowo2 ni kesannya lemah bgt soal minions, kaya kenapa kesannya susah bgt nahan nafsu itu. ada bbrp cowo yg bahkan blg ke gw kl dia jerk off pke foto minions, pdhl cm foto selfie, mirror selfie di gym sm video gw makan beling, ky what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥?!!! ngapain jg lo blg ke gw ya, jujur aneh sih. cowo gw blg katanya cowo itu emg suka horny tiba2 atau cepet horny kl liat yg gmn2 gt, tapi dia blg cowo kan punya titit utk berfikir dan dia bs memilih buat nahan itu, bukan malah minionizing. cowo gw cukup sering tidur bareng sm sahabat minionsnya sekasur and nothing ever happened between them, gw pun kenal baik sm sahabat minionsnya. dia blg emg cuma cowo gw yg gapernah nyari kesempatan dalam kesempitan dan ngapa2in si minions. buat cowo2 sangean yg suka nyari kesempatan dalam kesempitan dan melakukan sesuatu tanpa consent minions tsb, ♥♥♥♥ me
🔳 soft white girl
🔳 slightly chubby but on the skinnier side
🔳 around 5'5 to 5'10
🔳 no muscles so your tummy is like a nice soft pillow
🔳 green eyes
🔳 good at drawing
🔳 has a nice sense of smell and personality
🔳 willing to date an 8/10 like me
🔳 rated by my friends
🔳 nice private parts i can play with
🔳 excellent at cooking
🔳 willing to be mine only mine
🔳 conservative
🔳 comforting
🔳 ok with having a lot of kids
🔳 healthy
🔳 wears little to no makeup
🔳 nice contour
🔳 soft hands and feet
🔳 wears revealing outfits when together
🔳 good at biology class academics and gym
🔳 respectful of minorities
🔳 Christian
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