You have been online for quite a while now.

Happy New Year 🥳

carrying the shounic trenches atm

Merry Christmas! ⋆⁺₊❅⋆🎄₊❆⋆₊

You have been gemming wars for quite a while now.

Z A L C A N O

CAW

Been Zalcanoing for a while now

✈️🥵

most inbred rtarded nga i ever plated with

when the world needed him most..

Absolute beast melee bebop

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D U S T B O W L I N B I O

ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᴗ ᵔ )

M&M stands for Mars and Murrie. Forrest Mars (son of the Mars Company founder) first spotted the British confection Smarties during the Spanish Civil War and noticed the candy shell prevented the chocolate from melting. He teamed up with Bruce Murrie (son of Hershey Chocolate's president) and the company later trademarked the "Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand" slogan.

I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.

Z A L C A N O I N B I O

EGGS MAN NEEDS SOME EGGS 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

look up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

where's the dustbowl

Z A L C A N O in bio

закинул в ленту

ᗜˬᗜ defeated Zalcano in a duel with a score of 1 to 0!

fun fact: a pig's orgasm often occurs while the pig is being killed for your delicious bacon

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

GGs bro you just killed me, I only had time for 1 game after my 12 hour shift. I guess you’re just better haha. gotta pick up my kids and get ready to go to my second job, hope you have a good one

cry about it

ZALCANOOO

:3

We did it. In last 10k kills with pipe it resulted in 85 medics killed that had uber, 2604 buildings and 163 cloaked spies
https://imgur.com/a/y5CFOGi
https://pixeldrain.com/u/5eSyCMes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgWYz3IO7rM&ab_channel=IGN

In the golden age of the trenches, the trenchies sharpened their skills against Putokrack but ultimately lost. Crowned the title Zalcano, he is without a doubt ... the king of the trenches!

It happened. Can sleep tightly. 10k kills with pipe led to getting 76 medics killed with full uber, 2933 buildings destroyed and 194 fully cloaked spies. Gud stuff

https://imgur.com/a/ksPvHP4
https://pixeldrain.com/u/NUXrC7qw

Huh... Just now noticed the comment below. I hardly doubt that is the thing, blame the nature of trenches

nice hack that your stickies dont break upon being shot at with the shotty. give.

you do your best

How tf do I play spy..

On March 7th my ass got a milestone of 10k pipes. Now I can move on to pick donk and other weapons more often while exploring different classes. Thanks for everyone who was the reciever of crit pipes or fought shoulder to shoulder with me. Trenches were great. Happy tf2-ing

https://imgur.com/a/NApfQYM

you have been invited into the shounic special forces barracks

no way its rei

Я с этого акка почти не сижу, не видел заявки Kekw

Are you okay? Do you have a head injury? Let me get on the phone, I know a guy.

+rep he gud player

braindead gaming on snap with trashbuild
just runs forward

https://i.imgur.com/21DNGOM.png guy below do be salty for being in the same winning team as me on Snap in a custom game of all places. Smh my head

-rep тотальный бездарь

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