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- Здравствуйте, уважаемые господа. Меня зовут Игорь Гофман, я живу в городе Херсон, Украина. Хочу кое-что интересное рассказать... значит начались эти события, ну начались они вообще с моего практически рождения, там очень много различных предпосылок было, но в частности вот начались эти события с такой ситуации, значит была у нас когда-то дверь, которая стояла еще при Советском Союзе, мы когда-то ее сняли, заменили металлической, поставили на балконе..

Позвонил нам один азербайджанец знакомый, который видел ее ну снизу, с улицы увидел, что дверь стоит, захотел ее купить - позвонил: "Я куплю у вас дверь" - хорошо-хорошо, потом через некоторое время он в принципе, мне особенно, просто, ну забыли про эту дверь..

Значит, потом, однажды ночью мне, ну наитие такое появилось, что нужно выполнить определенную, как бы определенный алгоритм: я лег на диване, поднял ноги, вот на столе поднял ноги, положил на стул и открыл окно. У меня было такие мысли, что есть такое у меня, так сказать знакомый, ну я его знаю, например как Евгений Дмитриевич Метилан, но в частности я его когда-то видел, ну есть, такие понятия, как преобразование личности..

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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together!!

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My black brother is turning into an incel
He calls himself a "blackcel" all the time.
I don't get it. He constantly calls everything "cope" and says he needs to "thugmax". I called one of my hairstyles a protective hairstyle and he said I was coping with wanting to wear Indian hair. He's my little brother too. It's ridiculous.
He says things like "black guys have to thugmax because we're too orc looking to act like humans"
What the ♥♥♥♥ kind of ♥♥♥♥ is that? Insane. Yesterday he told me "I have to thugmax, that's the only way I'm gonna get girls. If I don't, I'll just be a way uglier version of a nonblack guy. Who wants that?"
I'm trying to tell him to love himself but he's 17 and tells me he's supposed to have lost his virginity by now. One day he said "the whole point of girls dating black men is to date a thug. If he's not a thug what's the point?"

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

All I do is watch porn all day

As someone who has no job and doesn’t go to school, and struggle to make friends, all I do is watch porn between 10 to 16 hours a day, sometimes I don’t have anything else to do so I just watch it because I’m bored. I don’t know what to do

I even pay money to watch porn, like those individual porn videos that costs like $10~$20. I even have a premium account to one of the porn websites.

I’m using my parents hard earned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money to pay to watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premium porn what the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing

All I do is watch porn all day

As someone who has no job and doesn’t go to school, and struggle to make friends, all I do is watch porn between 10 to 16 hours a day, sometimes I don’t have anything else to do so I just watch it because I’m bored. I don’t know what to do

I even pay money to watch porn, like those individual porn videos that costs like $10~$20. I even have a premium account to one of the porn websites.

I’m using my parents hard earned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money to pay to watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premium porn what the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing

All I do is watch porn all day

As someone who has no job and doesn’t go to school, and struggle to make friends, all I do is watch porn between 10 to 16 hours a day, sometimes I don’t have anything else to do so I just watch it because I’m bored. I don’t know what to do

I even pay money to watch porn, like those individual porn videos that costs like $10~$20. I even have a premium account to one of the porn websites.

I’m using my parents hard earned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money to pay to watch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premium porn what the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing

I ask him to show me his P E A K and MY GOD it was HUGE

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Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

nubby love you

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zahwave in the flesh

noot noot

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hamburglar

I walked in on my son playing a video g* me, I was furious! He explained to me that he has to play this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive to kill Terrorists and prevent a Bomb from detonating! I was so proud of my patriotic and truly american son for killing these Terrorists that I forgave him for playing a video g* me!

Nevertheless I was suspicious, it is a video g* me! I spied on him for about 30 minutes and then I saw it, I SAW IT!!! HE WAS PLAYING AS A TERRORIST, MY SON LIED TO ME. HE TRIED TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND THAT HE LIKES BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!! He thought that he could trick me, but I know the truth about my son and g* mers:

THEY ARE TERRORISTS and this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive is nothing but a hub to spread their believs and evil plans!

Ban video games now! Save your children from this evil g* me!

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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МУЖИКИ Я С СЫНИШКОЙ БЕГУ НЕ ШМАЛЯЙТЕ ХРИСТА РАДИ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣾⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⡀⢀⡤⠒⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠘⠀ ⠠⣴⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⢭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢉⣉⣀⣠⣤⣄⣀⡈⠉⢃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠉⠋⠛⠛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣁⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠁⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⠛⠉⠹⢿⣭⠀⠀⠓⠛⢛⣻⣿⡟⠿⠟⣿⢿⣧⡀⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠉⠉⠀⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⠇⢹⠆

glorp glip blib blop

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Thank you, dad. Best evening ever

HAMBURGERCHEESEBURGERBIGMACWHOPPER

CAN I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sexy noots ( ' )>

PABAGI or FORTUNAITU

my wife's boyfriend says hi

♂KING OF GAMERS♂

а за що прощать...
батя учил нас не стесняться своих ♥♥♥♥♥, особенно когда они такого размера

i kneel as well
mega based Zach

luv u too дружище
great choice in games
very pog

luv u 2 brutha

+rep
CUMMUNITY SAVIOR

fresh game

Warm greetingssssssss

You dare betray the clan?

HNNNMMMMMMMMM

YOU WILL DIE WHERE YOU STAND

YOU

COWARDLY