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Where do I start?I'm some sort of a person. A Dalish Elf. I'm the Inquisitor. I have a fancy green particle effect on my hand. I'm 17, have some long ass hair, and wear jewlz i stole from the local jewl store with Hox. I gots a Valve Sweatshirt, in hope that Valve will realize that we want HL3. I'm smart, I put all my points into Computer Science, Medicine, and Sarcasm. Therefore, in a fight, I have about a 15% chance to smack somebody with a stick at point blank, then I colapse and and cry for my friends who 2 hit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Whenever I level up, I put more points into begging from my parents to get more games. The rest of my squad consists of the following:A Dwarf Asain from The Lonley Mountians. He's spec'd out in being hipster. Then there is a Human Asain from Skyrim. He's our squads crafter and DPS, who lacks all points in Intelligence and Magic. Then there is a fellow Elf, he's an Asain, too. I found him in Majula. He's our fast-talker, but he only speaks in English. I try to level him up in nerd, but it never works. Then there is our Tank. He's white, and a oversized Dwarf from Mahakam. He's smart, and uses a baseball bat to beat me up. I cant seem to level him up, they need to fix that bug. Anyway, I run my graphics on low. Well, i run it on high, but my eyes are ♥♥♥♥, so everything seems like it's on low. We find ourselfs wondering the world of School. Half the time, there is only two of us together. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ubi, fix this broken ass game. I digress.

I write reviews, check those out, dislike them, and then go commit sepku.Don't worry, you can always tap E to respawn. If you're anything other then White, Dalish, Asain, or Dwarf, play S&D. If you die, you can't respawn, and that's good. Yes, i'm racist. Eat your heart out High Imperial Court. A Dalish Savage is important. I also make videos, about games other then real life. Those games are pretty good, check them out. Also, I'm what you would call a "Terminal Master Race Elitist". Suck it N64. Wait...what year is this?♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I know. Also, jokes about The Blight, er The Halocaust, er The Great War, er, The Geth Invasion...er...♥♥♥♥. What year is this?Anyway, are funny.

Wait. Who the ♥♥♥♥ wrote all this? I can't write! Whats this internet thing? Some new sort of boat? Wut? :hoji_smile:
Also, if you understood half of anything in this, you need to seek some Sun. Then praise it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Really. #SunBrosFoLife