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Recent reviews by Juissi Ohara

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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
72.7 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
ESCAPE_WILL_MAKE_ME_MPREG
Posted 7 March.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record
A game so unconditionally bad, with a misguided direction of what defines TDU's experience - it's NOT about racing, it's the driving and owning cars...
Posted 13 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
A very PEAK friendslop game, with a PEAK art style and a PEAK co-op experience
Posted 24 November, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
289.9 hrs on record
I WAS addicted to this game. I really was.

But it shouldn't take the death of one of the gaming industry's GOATs and numerous bugs to fall short on such a promising launch
Posted 16 October, 2025. Last edited 17 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nah, gnarrrrrly evil corporation charging 30+ $/€ for a spooky horror game cosplay that was free in the previous game is so unreal /s
Posted 10 October, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
66.2 hrs on record
An okay game, marred by corporate decisions and the "corporate" touch the fartsniffers @ Microsoft infested with this game

And yes, T10_Artie, YOU are a fartsniffer as well, sybau and get your clanker ahh out before I get your mechanized, artificial bootyhole mass reported
Posted 12 September, 2025. Last edited 22 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
47.1 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
lmao imagine trying to cater to a wider audience

At least Battlefield Portal's good
Posted 14 August, 2025. Last edited 14 August, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
104.8 hrs on record (64.9 hrs at review time)
"Style over substance"

A masterpiece, marred by its rocky release and the high expectations shattered by it; and while this game is still in a better place, it still has some bugs and glitches and I will still give CD Projekt Red ♥♥♥♥ for the launch mishaps.

Is this game still great? Absolutely! The story, gameplay and lore of Cyberpunk literally kept my ass awake and up until 8 AM; the exploration feels great, hasn't felt tedious at all, going around Night City whether by car or by walking, and the world just feels so alive.
Posted 31 July, 2025. Last edited 31 July, 2025.
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13.8 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
A trend-chasing, mediocre sequel to a great game hailed as Halo with portals - mired in controversy due to 1047 Games CEO being tone-deaf and doing a Battle Royale mode; a mode that's already done by everyone and their mother

This game was supposed to make FPS great btw - shows how well that turned out... ALSO imagine being the FIRST game to rollback its retail launch back into beta KekW
Posted 22 July, 2025. Last edited 7 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
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20.5 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Gold Ship is "gold" for a reason, fellas
Posted 10 July, 2025.
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