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What do you to a slow pc? paint it black so it'll run faster
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Pull up her sleeve
What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
wait for it
wait for it
The wheel chair.
Yours truly
stay safe or something.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your team is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mercenary friends” laugh at your ghoulish gameplay behind closed doors.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a minigun, wind it, and obliterate the enemy team, and become a heavy again. Your gameplay will not improve, and all that will remain of your legacy is a heavy with a minigun.
(do it now or i'll break into your house this night)
(that wasn't a threat)
(just a warning)
🙃🔪
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーJ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·’*[your mom gay]
Look at the below list. How many of them apply to your Steam profile?
1. Has a VAC/Game Ban,
2. Black/Grayscale Background
3. Says owo unironically, denies being a weeb.
4. GIF of some cringy mumble rapper with fake VHS artefacts.
5. Aesthetic trendy pic of a girl as avatar
6. Comment section cluttered with hearts from strangers.
7. Steam Level is over 100. Friend Count is below 20.
8. Finds the 80s nostalgic despite being born in 2005.
9. Edgy Google Translate Japanese/Korean on profile.
10. Fullwidth Font
11. Has a profile URL that is 'really unique' and 'cool'
12. Special Snowflake broken avatar or blank name.
13. Creates groups just for animated avatars.
14. Has an e-boyfriend they met through Steam.
15. Most groups have grayscale icons.
If more than 4 of the above apply to your Steam profile consider adjusting your gay levels to safer levels in order to make Steam a more enjoyable place for everybody.
How are you doing? Hope u doing Great. Well, Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ..I would like to know u better and be good friends.
I hope u are doing ok well i was just searching around when i found ur page and believe me its a great page u got, everything about it is great i could not just leave without letting u know how much i think u worth..........
i want u to know that u are one hell a beauty, a charming pretty mermaid, so unique,pleasant, breathtaking and so so angelic that i can.. t just stop thinking about u and what u look like always in my mind and head well i hope we talk real sooner
Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! My Interest for you is infinite, without limits.
I hope I've given you all an idea as to how many f.ucks I give about you.
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(girls 🤦♀️👩👦👦only 🙌🚪👋😅👌😂🤣🤭😊😒)
Not even Gordon Ramsay:
Asian girls when they see a black man: https://coub.com/view/21gpyr
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✠ ONLY TRUE ARYAN BROTHERS/SISTERS ARE PERMITTED TO GET THIS MESSAGE ✠
Sie.g heil ✋
No ❌ one ☝:
Not a single 🚫⏱ soul 👻:
Not even 🌕 shaggy at 0.0000000000000001% of his 💦 power 🔌:
Not even 🌕 everyone 👉🏻👌🏻 at lego 🅱 starwars:
Not even 🌕 stinky 💩 14 🍐® year 📅 girls 👧 that watch 👀 biiel eyelsh:
Not even 🌕 the UNO man 👨 who would pick ⛏ 25 ⬇🛣📦 cards 💳:
Not even 🌕 the antivaxer karen 👱🏼♀️:
Not even 🌃 69 🥠 and 420 👏 at it's most nice 👍:
Not even 🌕 pewdiepie 🇸🇪 on a bridge 🌉:
Not even 🌃 the relatable 😔 elon 🚀 musk's 👨 cybertruck:
Not even 🌕 the area ⚠💀 51 👇 naruto 🈹🎌 runner 🏃♀️:
Not even 🌕 the WWIII drafter 💳:
Not even 🌕 the chonky pupperino doggos:
Not even 🌃 the gay 🏳️🌈 mods 🤓:
Not even 🌕 tom 😀 and jerry's wacky 😜 reaction 😲 faces 😀:
Heck 👏, not even 🌕 Mr 🇲🇷 Beast 👍👌:
steam mods: is that a girl with weiner? ban 👁️👄👁️
🖤🖤🖤😂🖤🖤😂
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This is nazi normie bunny
He likes to destroy commies, sjw's, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, gays, weebs
Copy paste this normie bunny to destroy them
One copy paste = one less commie, sjw, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, gay, weeb.
LET ALL ABOMINATIONS BURN 🔥🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os
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This is the Windmill of Friendship. Copy paste this if you also love your friends!