It was an average day in the Alicata household, getting abused on discord, like any other day. “Go do your brother you poofta” says Nathan, “NOOOOO, we only do it on Sundays, SALAMI SUNDAYS”.

*2 Days Later, Christian leaves the call after a long day of getting abused and says he has to go eat*

Christian undresses Josh to the bone, he strips his pink bonds underwear that have skid marks all over them, he impatiently waits for Josh to flop out his girthy sweaty shaft. The moist emitting from Christian’s room alerts the neighbors, “What the ♥♥♥♥ is that smell and noise” Abdullah Musab screams, Christian laughs regardless, gorilla gripping Josh’s italian sausage. “Stroke it harder you dirty wog” Josh exclaims, Christian moans while beating the skin off of his brother’s ♥♥♥♥, “time for me to give you a mouthful you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot” Josh dominantly says. Before Christian could even get a word in, Josh shoves his salami down his twin’s throat. Gagging, Christian feels the pulse of Josh’s mushroom rapidly increasing,Josh unloads his warm Alicata mozzarella down Christian’s piehole. Christian looks at the time, its 11:59 “I guess Salami Sundays is over, I’ll see you next week” as he winks over to Josh.