i vietnam vet. i get call sandy cuz i kill 10 asian while in quiksand then i escap i come captain cuz i kill mny chinese in war i caused over 200,000 to be ded. sum of dem wuz ma own guyz. I now 59 yer old i wuz injurd n now i life in da u.s.a. i is now a asian hunter i get muny to kill asians. Give me call and i kill dose asian mofos but ye has to pay me it won't be cheap depending on wo i kill if it child you pay 10,000 cuz i has to pay my rent. if it adult it 15,000, president of vietnam 500,000 dolla no one call me bout him do. i has killed many asian so i good fo job i never miss shot they call me "old one shot on dem asians." and i is not black i russian.

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└📁Program Files (x86)
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18 years of service but still bad at counterstrike thats crazy

♥♥♥♥♥ only got 17 years of service

i vietnam vet. i get call sandy cuz i kill 10 asian while in quiksand then i escap i come captain cuz i kill mny chinese in war i caused over 200,000 to be ded. sum of dem wuz ma own guyz. I now 59 yer old i wuz injurd n now i life in da u.s.a. i is now a asian hunter i get muny to kill asians. Give me call and i kill dose asian mofos but ye has to pay me it won't be cheap depending on wo i kill if it child you pay 10,000 cuz i has to pay my rent. if it adult it 15,000, president of vietnam 500,000 dolla no one call me bout him do. i has killed many asian so i good fo job i never miss shot they call me "old one shot on dem asians." and i is not black i russian.

If you combine all of my accounts its 40 years of service

Remember when we played maplestory 14 hours a day. Now I can't even play a game for 20 minutes without getting bored.

I remember him, easiest history class ever.

Mans changed his password to something other than halo after that

I remember back when we played Runescape, Shane told me his username but also gave me his password. So one day I remembered he said his password was halo2 and I logged into his account but didn't really do anything. Months later I tried to log in but he changed it, so I guessed halo3 and got in. Dropped all his stuff, he had party hats, a bunch of money, armor, swords whatever. Let people pick it up and then let his dude get killed by a monster lmao. He deserved it

I don't even know how I remembered it, reading the captain sandy thing brought it back. I don't even remember what the website was but, I know it wasn't used for long. I just remember making accounts with russian names and only typing in russian

Remember in high school when we had that message board thing for our classes and we pretended to be Russian and no one knew what language we were speaking or where we came from.

i vietnam vet. i get call sandy cuz i kill 10 asian while in quiksand then i escap i come captain cuz i kill mny chinese in war i caused over 200,000 to be ded. sum of dem wuz ma own guyz. I now 59 yer old i wuz injurd n now i life in da u.s.a. i is now a asian hunter i get muny to kill asians. Give me call and i kill dose asian mofos but ye has to pay me it won't be cheap depending on wo i kill if it child you pay 10,000 cuz i has to pay my rent. if it adult it 15,000, president of vietnam 500,000 dolla no one call me bout him do. i has killed many asian so i good fo job i never miss shot they call me "old one shot on dem asians." and i is not black i russian.

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This is for you. 💕Read till the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. When I asked "why?" the angel said "Angels don't watch over angels" 😇Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to 14 friends, including me. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love💕 will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and god is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in god drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 🐇DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. don't forget,
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thanks for adding me on linkedin

garlic bread

how can she slap

I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.

This reminds me of my family. We're all hairy af. Even if I shave in the morning I have a healthy amount of stubble before I get home at the end of the day. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying, and all of my family is like this.
Well, except for my little brother, maybe. It's too early to tell, but he might be the exception, and if he is he's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky. You can kinda tell that he might not be as hairy as the rest of my family because even though he's already 14 he hardly has any pubic hair whatsoever and when I was his age I had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jungle down there lol 😂👌

"Your mother's farm is worth very little and her crops are poorly cultivated."

ps did you use turbo tax? I was thinking of trying it. write back

release your tax returns

delete your account

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