Sorry I did you dirty at extract on Arc raiders, I was fighting a bandit, and I thought you were him, I am very sorry.

disconnected before he even hit the ground after getting shat on in the monument he chose! awesome teamate +4billion rep!

God I love when Faide moves in his chair. Makes me feel all kinds of things in my tummy. It's so warm and fuzzy. Ticklish too. Oh ♥♥♥♥. Ohh ♥♥♥♥. Ohhhhh- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Woah buddy, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. “Masters” isn’t a rank, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a way of thinking about the world. Do you think I’m thinking about “having fun” when I log onto Apex at 7:15AM, rip my vape, dig into my bag of Dots Pretzels, and find the best hiding spots? No, because it’s a grind and a hustle, and my focus is only on LP. All these sheep that want to just “play the game” are nothing more than beta boys that can’t see what the real goal is - that sweet, shimmering purple badge.

I hit on a girl on Discord yesterday and when she found out I was only Gold III, do you know what she said?

“Stop talking to me” “You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird” “I’m going to report you” “I didn’t ask for a ♥♥♥♥ pic”

If I was Masters, she’d be in my bed with me and my full length anime pillow right now.

THAT’S what you’re missing out on.

HAHAHHAhAHAHAHAHHAHAH WAIT SO YOU DEFEND TOXIC PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE BEING TOXIC TO THEIR TEAMMATES? HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA YOU ARE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GODO LUCK WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a♥♥♥♥♥♥in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you♥♥♥♥♥♥" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick♥♥♥♥♥in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning. (Although now that i think about it, i rather enjoyed it. Same time Same place?)