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Dragon

Precious creature, very dear friend.

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we have yet to crack the code behind green bug sorcery… but researchers in france may have gotten us one step closer. using a small device worn in the user’s breast pocket, they have managed to completely neutralize this wizard-class green bug sorcerer’s powers.

watch it closely as the green bug gyrates and undulates in an attempt to cast a high-cost thunderbolt spell. despite its best efforts, this spetument is seemingly powerless… but how??

dr camille bernard, lead researcher on the team, claims that the breakthrough was largely by chance:

“casualty data on the front lines showed that rates of injury were significantly lower in proximity to radio towers; slight, but significant. so we worked off that hypothesis and messed with the values until we started getting results.”

bernard says her team cannot disclose too much about the technology, but she does give us a hint: “adult alternative. that’s all I can tell you,” she says, attempting to stifle a laugh.