I just wanna game in peace. Please don't ask me about printers, I WILL cry and it will be your fault. I hope you run out of magenta. Your printer uses yellow no matter what you print. Quantum spaghettification is a real problem that affects 1 in 72 people. Why does Gorgonzola smell like that? Origami is alright I guess, it'd be cooler if It was radioactive. Centrifuges aren't good sleeping quarters for rodents - who knew something spinning at 14k rpm would separate. I can't remember when or why we decided to NOT play bumper cars on the highway. The glass is fuller on the other side. Egg. A Hole is a state of being. You're not a good person so you can't be a liar and a cheat. The propaganda machine has spoken, there is only cabbage. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON.

Thank you for coming to my adopted brain cells ted talk, that'll be 63 payments of 27.93 expected to be paid by yesterday.