Recent reviews by Big Floppy Portobello Mushroom

Little Bug beat my ass

Holy molly they did it y'all

Started Playing with friend for first time in a while. He goes for mac n cheese. I crashed the boat started eating my dinner waiting. Guy runs on my ship. "oh no" I say. Conversation happens. Guy turns on spin bot kills me spamming in chat that I'm ♥♥♥♥. Blows up the ship. What a day.

chunky

5 minutes will become a 6 hour run where you become a god like being searching for purpose in a meaningless world filled with monsters that fight you relentlessly on the same path as you kindred spirits in may ways. Your soul becomes an empty void where nothing can escape from it but pure joy as you stand still healing the entire map for 15k per second with 300 bungus knowing nothing will touch you and if does the 50 razor wires decimate city blocks leaving not even a ounce of living tissue.

any way its pretty good, a lot to explore collect and kill time highly recommend it please leave a like cause i crave attention

The most fun iv ever had in my life

yes

This game use to be fun when it first came out but the development hit a wall and now the game doesnt even spawn weapons. If you are looking to play a fun free to play battle royale its sad to say but fortnite is the best bet for enjoyable moments. Don't play this game unless they update it for once.

Iv played a few of the old Monster hunters and in comparison this is by far the best. I know that the old games are meant to be played on psp and other less powerful equipment, however this game is a GIANT step for the franchise. I cant wait to see were their gonna take this im hype for anything at this point. To those who complain about the game crashing its only crashed twice so far in the hours that i have played, that and after the reccent update it hasnt crashed at all and the game seems to run a little smoother, so stop complaining and let them fix the problems over time.

I came 2 times in 5 mins playing this game!