Recent reviews by WoolJester

Street Dog Legend. Hoo boy, how do I begin. It's kind of a lot. Guess I should begin at the beginning.

You're Tony Dogger, of the Dogger Family. Having loved hotdogs dearly since childhood, you decide to become a street dog vender, one of the best damn vendors in New Frankfurt. After taking out your lifes savings, you buy a hot dog cart, some buns, some ketchup, some of those little papery bowls you put street food in, and, well, Hot Dogs.

Of course, as ya make money, ya gotta spend it, right? With your cash, you can buy ingredients, cart upgrades, even those scratchy lottery tickets! Or you could gamble it all away, who cares? You're just in it to be a Dogger!

Now, New Frankfurt is a peculiar place, so it only makes sense that you can get 4 endings in such a place! That's right, there are Goals!

To keep it short n sweet, you can:

Help out humans to keep the city clean!
Help out rats to let them be more widely accepted!
UNLEASH AN ELDER GOD ONTO THIS REALM WITH NOTHING BUT MEAT AND PORK
..and, of course, you can make your own way instead by helping nobody!

Short, Sweet, But lotsa replay potential, and fun little minigames and interactions to keep ya occupied, this game is one of the best i've played yet!

just try not to SPACE out, or you may end up wondering why your house is a centimeter larger inside than it is on the outside.

Its what it says on the tin. A game about digging a hole. Makes my autism happy.

Gameplay Tip: It's best to go in blind, and only check things out like videos and the soundtrack after the fact!

Real Life Tip: The hole in your wall is how it breathes! If you can't see the hole, that means it's moved to the wall behind you!



for real, this game is a wonderfully weird experience. Weird art, weird music, weird concepts, getting VERY uncomfy in some parts, its nigh perfect. My only want is for there to be more! and more i hope we get, if psychopomp 2 actually comes out! Also, SUPER wish i coulda played this game around when the plush was released, so i could have grabbed it.

I am begging anyone who reads these to play this game. Its a wonderful experience i cannot put into proper words.

We need the other papa's games on steam ASAP

I have no memory if i received this product for free or not, however i can say that i got the stream version of GPGP while it was still in early access. I shall assume i paid for it. Now onto the meat of this review.

GPGP is a cozy little game where you open a pizza shop across the street from a rival pizza chain with an ovenist who seems pretty mediocre. You make pizzas, make money, buy more things to make more pizzas, or make pizzas faster and better, and its cozy and fun. It's a game where you can relax, and yet at the same time feel completely invested as if you have to out-do every ovenist you come across that dares challenge you. A hometown rival, some guy who has beef with you at a con (despite having no beef to put on a pizza), and some CEO so far.

Being an ovenist is a fairly simple job, as are the controls. yet such simple controls still leave you to want to strive to learn how to do them perfectly, and quickly, to make the best pies on the block. You make friends, get gadgets, and eventually even start growing a garden with your own ingredients. and of course you have to upkeep your shop so everything keeps working. Money is both an Issue and a non issue, its hard to explain without you playing it.

This is a wonderful game, made by wonderful devs, with cute art, addicting gameplay, and a charming cast of characters and customers that you can help and serve. all the DLC is purely just for aesthetics, so you won't have to pay a cent over what you're willing to play the full game, and whatever events come out with it.

My only issue with this game is that you can't make stuffed crust pizzas, but hey maybe that'll be an update someday. I highly suggest buying this game, and giving it a try, even if its just to make pizzas to make customers mad to be funny.

That's all for this review. Good Pizza, Great Pizza.

risk of rain returns is a very entertaining 2D game, where you're stranded on a planet due to some overprotective gods actions and need to fight for your survival so you may return home. The game is difficult, yet fair and very entertaining, with a wonderful art style. Very much a step up from the original risk of rain.

It's fun, creative, and it's free, so there's no reason not to check it out

Cookie9 is an absolute villain

Very fun for all chapters of the game honestly.