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carleton 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07pm 
If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home
carleton 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
YES!
Margaret Thatcher 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Кот и блинчики 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:22pm 
Maybe you're.
Margaret Thatcher 17 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48pm 
no you're not.
carleton 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06pm 
you're the best
Pezba 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:08pm 
Lord have mercy, my puthy is soaked.
Кот и блинчики 23 Feb, 2022 @ 8:13pm 
Gray walls, impenetrable steel.
Suffocation! Condemnation!
Little hands groping in subterranean uncertainty.
Mommy? Daddy? Am I dead?
Nay! Nay! Reborn into purifying fluorescence!

A face emerges, strong and male.
Father to me? Father to all!
Overseeing our lives, our eternities.
Harshness of discipline. Harshness of love.
Obedience my savior!

Larva to pupa, pupa to worker.
Buzz, buzz! One with the steel honeycomb.
10 lies within the 101, significant at last.
Till gray seeps from walls to hair, to soul.
Then, eternal slumber, the sweet sleep of incineration.
Кот и блинчики 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm 
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Кот и блинчики 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm 
~Dead Money~
*Uh oh smelly gas make me sleepy*
Church bell: *Bong* *Bong* *Bong* Bong* (Dies to Poison Cloud)

Beep Beep Beep Beep *explodes*

Church bell *Bong* *Bong* *Bong* Bong* (Breaks legs 3 times in 15 seconds on bear traps)

Beep Beep Beep Beep *explodes*

>Gets 1 shot by ghost throwing spear after shooting him 887 times in the head
>Punch Elijahs head off
>Nullify the morale ending by taking the gold anyway
>Scene
Кот и блинчики 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:11pm 
Gather black hedgehogs strength 收集黑刺猬的力量 invade floating death fortress 侵略浮动死亡要塞 run fast for lumberjack website 为伐木工人网站快速运行 die to poor mistake 死于可怜的错误 return next circus 返回下一个马戏团
Кот и блинчики 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:10pm 
patchwerk fat american 胖胖美国人angered hits on armored men对装甲兵的怒吼intentional pain river keeps others safe故意痛苦的河流使他人安全medics focus those who eat fists医务人员将重点放在那些吃拳头的人身上
Кот и блинчики 4 May, 2021 @ 2:51pm 
Can do 500 I can buy them all day brand new in the box for 600 in Alabama...people trying to live outside there means at the mobile home park took there stimmy checks and all bought new iPhones but can’t afford to pay there bill, afford cases, and most do not have any credit or credit cards so they can’t purchase apps or subscriptions. I bought a 1 month old iPhone 12 Pro Max for 450.00.Dude needed lot rent money...Also every phone on here is to expensive.. if the box has been opened and turned on its worth 75 percent of what it cost ..if used for 2 months..half price...no one is going to pay that when a new one is 5 dollars more...plus the iPhone 12s have horrible small batteries and they are finding this out.. if u want a good iPhone get the iPhone XR! Better battery same chip, it’s stamped a12 instead of 13 or 14, but the chips are identical from the iPhone 10 until iPhone 12 Pro Max . The wool has been pulled.. I actually design for a phone company that red fruit is its logo
Кот и блинчики 28 Mar, 2021 @ 5:22pm 
这里没有笑话,在翻译中没有隐藏与母亲的笑话!

Happy Chinese new year.

Wish you a great New Year filled with happiness and success!
very clever beaver 24 Mar, 2021 @ 6:51am 
carleton lose to EU!
carleton 23 Mar, 2021 @ 5:13am 
I coughed on your iPad. The babysitter already knows so don't tell her :longhaul:
TRASH MAN 22 Mar, 2021 @ 6:37pm 
i f*king hated kaz I once saw him spitting at a guy at a bus stop and when he was confronted by another guy he just said "whatever bro who cares, your mom likes it". but great guy all around wish him nothing but the best.
Margaret Thatcher 15 Mar, 2021 @ 3:33pm 
<3
carleton 15 Mar, 2021 @ 2:15pm 
<3
Margaret Thatcher 8 Dec, 2020 @ 7:40am 
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The Scrub King 8 Dec, 2020 @ 2:15am 
Hi! I'm Samantha, professional Erotic Streamer. Streaming CSGO with some breaks to fulfill your hottest dreams :)

Watch my webcam masturbation and streaming at https://www.twitch.tv/unkilledz
Margaret Thatcher 9 Jun, 2020 @ 9:46am 
are we ab to kiss rn?
Кот и блинчики 1 May, 2020 @ 3:13pm 
Why can't things online be simple and private? No.... Take sc2. it needs 4x sc2.exe +agent to run. You are technically played 5 times sc2 at the same time. Well the game is 1 and the last 4 are 3rd party sold by blizzard to let others snitch in.
TRASH MAN 12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:03pm 
I, a racist c*ck rater, found your c*ck exceptional.

As an expert c*ck rater, I can say that your c*ck without a doubt, is one of the most fascinating I have ever seen. Now as you're black, and am racist, I would be extremely biased and give you a horrid rating. But with the intensity of the magnitude of your phallus, I have thrown out every single bit of bias I had for membrane assessments. Not only is the size phenomenal, but the color ratio is also absolutely perfect.
Кот и блинчики 20 Nov, 2019 @ 7:46am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Cheese 21 May, 2019 @ 7:45pm 
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Watch my webcam masturbation and streaming at {LINK REMOVED}
Кот и блинчики 6 Apr, 2019 @ 10:31pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
TRASH MAN 4 Apr, 2019 @ 2:43pm 
You kids waist time on the most useless hobbies these days. Men like me had real hobbies back in the day: Football, beating up spazzes and nerds, going bare-back on cheerleaders, sneaking Playboys everywhere, punching random things in random places. We really knew how to live life. You kids just have no clue these days.
carleton 25 Feb, 2019 @ 8:02pm 
Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
TRASH MAN 15 Feb, 2018 @ 10:12pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
TRASH MAN 23 Jan, 2018 @ 4:07pm 
i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about wolves. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
Margaret Thatcher 8 Dec, 2017 @ 4:50pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
TRASH MAN 8 Dec, 2017 @ 4:50pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
carleton 4 Dec, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Ike 20 Nov, 2017 @ 4:56pm 
MerryChristmas<3
Margaret Thatcher 1 Sep, 2017 @ 6:42pm 
Signed by powas
carleton 16 Aug, 2017 @ 12:24am 
thiS is a complEtely Normal comment with Definitely No Unexpected hidDen mEsSage.
Pezba 25 Jun, 2017 @ 4:01pm 
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spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.
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Margaret Thatcher 11 Apr, 2017 @ 2:27pm 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAIDERS
Margaret Thatcher 4 Mar, 2017 @ 9:03am 
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid
Ike 21 Jan, 2017 @ 7:26pm 
Gabe. Dear Gabe. The pupper that gave us many a dank meme. The pupper that brought me back from the edge of drug overdose when the memes got too mainstream. Gabe. My hero. You will be missed. Rest In Pepperoni.
Pezba 19 Jan, 2017 @ 4:16am 
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest*
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Ike 7 Jan, 2017 @ 8:27pm 
At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly. +rep
Ike 9 Dec, 2016 @ 1:50pm 
Signed by Ike, best wishes:)
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carleton 6 Sep, 2016 @ 8:26pm 
You PC too, brah? I'm PC too, brah. We should chill with other like-minded individuals who fight against language that marginalizes minorities and other oppressed groups, brah.