Are you here to troll / rage / cry / spam my account? Guess what? Spoiler alert! Zero ♥♥♥♥♥ given!

If you are here the chances are you are either really, really, really bad at Dota2 or TILTED beyond recognition. As such, here are some helpful links you may find useful in your attempt to raise your 3-digit MMR :

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Town_Portal_Scroll
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Sentry_Ward
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Dust_of_Appearance
https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Infused_Raindrops

As a complete trash dumpster-can 1 IQ player , here are some words that you should get yourself familiar with (<10% chance you have even basic conversational English skills, but worth a shot) :
Delusional
Scapegoating
Arrogance

I am an OCD perfectionist gamer, and as such my standards are set extremely high. Any of these actions are considered red flags and will get you instantly reported / muted / ignored:

-waiting out the pick timer when you are support or hard support
-complaining about team picks pre-game without explaining why
-going double mid or trilane without discussing with team first
-being chat muted and spamming game sounds
-picking a jungler and going jungle min 1
-picking support role and going full damage items
-leaving lane as support the first time you die
-spamming "ggwp" at any point in the game
-talking in all chat to the enemy
-picking a support as mid laner
-crying about lack of ganks instead of trying to go to jungle or find out a solution
-supports not pulling and stacking camps ie. 'idle mode support'
-refusing to play aggressively as slark
-fortify, sentry, observer ward abusers / camp blockers
-picking techies when we need a hard cc support
-racist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to trigger everyone from minute 0 of game
-speaking peruvian, russian, spanish in US servers
-commenting on someone else's items or KDA when you ruined their game
-talking about having multiple accounts / boosting
-afking with shadow amulet
-repeatedly commenting on an ally who is obviously trolling/flaming - the insanity vicious cycle complex
- NEW and exciting ways to troll/flame/grief revealed daily - stay tuned!