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Top G 14 Feb @ 3:34am 
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box 23 Apr, 2021 @ 4:50am 
I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
box 23 Apr, 2021 @ 4:50am 
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
box 23 Apr, 2021 @ 4:50am 
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

box 23 Apr, 2021 @ 4:49am 
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
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jordo 18 Jun, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
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jordo 10 Aug, 2016 @ 12:03am 
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jordo 19 Jul, 2016 @ 10:56am 
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never make a bet with this guy cuz he will steal all ur keys
mazdapeek 16 May, 2016 @ 4:01am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
:cool_james: 7 15 May, 2016 @ 12:57am 
+rep, gave me a -rep because i bought him a noose for his birthday, he used it, but didnt succeed in taking his life, because his weight broke the rope.... Ill send him a gun next birthday, hopefully that doublechin cant deflect bullets...
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mazdapeek 12 May, 2016 @ 1:34am 
+rep, gave me a -rep because i bought him a noose for his birthday, he used it, but didnt succeed in taking his life, because his weight broke the rope.... Ill send him a gun next birthday, hopefully that doublechin cant deflect bullets...
mazdapeek 12 May, 2016 @ 1:34am 
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Russell Coight 25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:49am 
+rep, gave me a -rep because i bought him a noose for his birthday, he used it, but didnt succeed in taking his life, because his weight broke the rope.... Ill send him a gun next birthday, hopefully that doublechin cant deflect bullets...
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nervedaking 18 Jan, 2016 @ 10:15pm 
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sniper monkey 18 Jan, 2016 @ 3:55pm 
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e134131 26 Dec, 2015 @ 12:57am 
Hey winton, I just bought you a Lamborghini, Its full of nawledge
mazdapeek 20 Dec, 2015 @ 2:51am 
Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle.
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CJWINSLOW_ Trade Banned 4 Oct, 2015 @ 8:58pm 
signed by WILSON - twitch.tv/meloskee <3
mazdapeek 29 Sep, 2015 @ 4:09am 
+rep I kicked him from a comp game and had a laugh
sniper monkey 21 Jun, 2015 @ 4:07am 
+rep kinky
mazdapeek 19 Jun, 2015 @ 3:16pm 
+Rare Pepe good friend and even better anchor
z377415h4 7 Jun, 2015 @ 3:56am 
+rep nice trader
nervedaking 5 Jun, 2015 @ 12:02am 
+Doge, touched my wanger and i loved it, Ill buy you a few cool ones on the weekend mate, have a good one brutha!