Recent reviews by Graved

Slop Clicker.

Fit? Check.
Lawyer?Yes.
But did you know that she's a hypercharismatic telepathical knight?!Oh-oh-oh.

Wore suits. Sometimes.
Solved crimes, read minds, she let us down,
But ♥♥♥♥ how could we mind, since she a handsome demon, but the kind of devil you like.

Really really fun, short, and sweet stealth game, for a great price of free :D

An idle game that is bad at being idle, and instead relies on a bunch of timer minigames.

Fun little game that does not take itself too seriously.

Best space trucking game, except instead of getting regular dopamine from fat stacks you are getting, it sometimes gets stolen (along with your goods) when you get blown up by a pirate three jumps away from your destination.

Polyball is a seemingly cool time-attack 3D platformer, which unfortunately falls short.
For me, it mostly comes down to lackluster controls, which make it hard to feel in control of the motion (which is critical at high speeds), and also to unrestrained visual design, which aims to create levels that look cool, instead of feeling cool when you interact with them.
Overall, I cannot recommend it.

Nerdy: ✔♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Oldschool: ✔️
On the good side of weird: ✔️
Encourages meeting other nerds and spending time with them: ✔️

If you were brave enough to go to this page, you should probably check it out.

Electronic Super Joy is a very stylish platformer with challenging levels and banging soundtrack.

Options:
Options are pretty basic, but sufficient.
Two things I think need mentioning are "Infinite Love" and "No-checkpoints" modes, which are useful for players who don't want to suffer with difficulty or want to chase harder achievements, respectively. Huge props for adding that.

Visuals:
Seizure warning is there for a reason, I can tell that.
Still, minimalistic color palette does not prevent the game from being very colorful, and it makes sense for tight platformer where you want to see where you are supposed to land.
White flashes are kinda annoying, but I see what creator was going for.

Sound:
Very cool sountrack that keeps you alert and playing for a bit longer even when you are frustrated at being unable to get that one level perfectly.
I personally recommend tuning down sound effects a little bit.

Story:
Nonsensical, but a bit funny. Not the main draw, certainly, but I'm glad it is there.

Controls and Gameplay:
Game mainly consists of you doing many, many timed jumps while trying to avoid both stationary and moving hazards, interspersed with some basic, but enjoyable additional mechanics. Controls are solid, exactly what you want from that kind of game.

Overall:
If you are a fan of the challenging platformers, definitely give this one a shot at least. And if you enjoy it, there is DLC you can buy at the next sale or something :D

Curvatron is a very simple, but clever variation on classic "Snake" with 60 levels to complete.


Options:
Options are pretty basic, but sufficient for such simple game.
One thing of note is a difficulty option (called time scale) which allows you to slow game down by 50%.

Visuals:
Minimalistic color palette (only 2 colors on the screen at a time) gets a bit dull by the end, but it allows player to concentrate on the level without any distractions, so it can be said that it works pretty well.

Sound:
Basic, but serviceable.

Story:
Finishing both normal and hard adventure mode grants you a small story. First one is endearing, second one is sad. I hope snake will find happiness somewhere, somehow.

Controls and Gameplay:
Snake can be literally controlled with one button, which is a pretty unique experience. I wish there was a bit more variety to gameplay towards the end, but it is a minor complaint.

Multiplayer:
Local multiplayer for 2 snakes (er, players). Not sure what it is for, clearly not the main draw of the game.

Overall:
It is free to play, and if you like trying to get your snake through winding labyrinths, go for it!

P.S.: I wish things went better for you, small snake ;w;