A wild Netizen
Very well!

I shall rekt thee, and so return to the world of the digital in full.
Then, Lord Gaben shall rise anew.

Know that I harbor for thee no malice in mine heart.

Now, prepare thyself, for I shall demonstrate the fusion of the
secret art of the Mononobe and the way of the Steam Sale upon thee!

Summary = done. :D and oh, i really like cookies! :3